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Eddie Izzard - Being Bilingual
Posted by: melinda923

Video duration: 204 seconds
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Clip from Eddie Izzard's Dress to Kill

Related: eddie, izzard

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the funniest
By: akavedge. on 08 Feb 08, 04:45:29
the funniest

and an "h" as well. ...
By: tweakfreak87. on 08 Feb 08, 01:08:41
and an "h" as well. fucking hell. an "h" just in case some herbs come along. and a q and a p and a zed. look it's a word in scrabble that's 480 points!

"2 languages in one ...
By: DavidKellyTube. on 07 Feb 08, 20:13:34
"2 languages in one head, no one can live at that speed!"

because there's a ...
By: 1mod4u. on 06 Feb 08, 18:41:03
because there's a fucking "h" in it...

fucking genius... ...
By: crenshizzle. on 06 Feb 08, 05:32:09
fucking genius...hes incredibly intelegent and funny as hell

It's been 1 year ...
By: Rensra. on 05 Feb 08, 22:50:29
It's been 1 year since the first time i've seen Dress to Kill...and "There's a fucking H in it" still cracks me up...

Hahahaaa! hes brill ...
By: TheAspiringActress. on 05 Feb 08, 20:21:13
Hahahaaa! hes brill! 'li-sure-é instead of leasure,lmao! this guy is THE best! 'because theres a fucking h in it.' LoL 'fruff'-trying to cheat at scrabble !! XD

love eddie! The ...
By: slightestimpression. on 04 Feb 08, 11:19:18
love eddie! The Essex Sound BOOTSALE BOOTSALE BOOTSALE Checkout the bootsale band on youtube!!!!

seriously
By: moodymamoth. on 04 Feb 08, 01:21:22
seriously

omg the face he ...
By: Loanaa92. on 04 Feb 08, 01:06:16
omg the face he makes when he says; 'because there's a fucking H init :P

SAN FRANCISCO
By: francesca24. on 03 Feb 08, 12:48:06
SAN FRANCISCO

ok when i think of ...
By: totalextrovert16. on 02 Feb 08, 21:27:32
ok when i think of eddie izzard i think of that herb line luv, mirsteins

heheh lol
By: davidgrgic. on 02 Feb 08, 18:17:35
heheh lol

And later he says " ...
By: ertwyu. on 02 Feb 08, 07:30:06
And later he says "Holy 'ell!"

u sad sad person lol
By: blackparade1500. on 01 Feb 08, 21:01:34
u sad sad person lol

*Sits up when he ...
By: TakoYakiAsagi. on 01 Feb 08, 03:32:15
*Sits up when he says the "herb" thing.* Now, see here! XD Ah, this is gold! XD

the dutch speak 4 ...
By: dw23saint. on 31 Jan 08, 20:37:24
the dutch speak 4 languages(H) 'there's a f#cking H in it' lmao

Two languages in ...
By: BrohemianRhapsody. on 31 Jan 08, 18:06:48
Two languages in one head!? No one can live at that speed! But the Dutch speak four languages and smoke marijuana. ...*frustrated faces* HAHAHA!

would anyone happen ...
By: xRainingMistx. on 31 Jan 08, 02:43:09
would anyone happen to know where this show was?

i counted and there ...
By: davidgrgic. on 30 Jan 08, 23:50:21
i counted and there are actualy 201 or 199 i forgot ill go back and count again

You say erbs and we ...
By: kriskrisra4. on 30 Jan 08, 22:26:22
You say erbs and we say Herbs...because theres a fucking H in it.

A masbian?
By: fing3rbang. on 29 Jan 08, 20:36:07
A masbian?

look its a word in ...
By: blackparade1500. on 29 Jan 08, 18:03:36
look its a word in scrabble thats 480 points

I love it. 'Cos ...
By: CrashGoodbye. on 28 Jan 08, 04:49:26
I love it. 'Cos there's a fucking H in it.

haha! so true!
By: Fleminmythroat. on 28 Jan 08, 04:42:44
haha! so true!

Eddie Izzard- Death Star Canteen
Posted by: Thorn2200

Video duration: 174 seconds
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An animation of comedian eddie izzard talking about his idea of the 'death star canteen'. If you like this video, you can see more of my eddie izzard animations in the more from this user list.

Related: canteen, darth, death, eddie, izzard, kill, star, tray, vader, will, with, you

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i showed this 2 my ...
By: gangstamillion. on 03 Dec 08, 22:16:48
i showed this 2 my tutor at college in a mini competition for the funniest video on youtube and i won :D

funniest video ever ...
By: BoardLabMedia. on 03 Dec 08, 21:47:25
funniest video ever lmao

This is not a game ...
By: AutumnGelertToboe. on 03 Dec 08, 20:12:25
This is not a game of who the fuck are you LOL

Aahaha! I'm your ...
By: Teleos24. on 03 Dec 08, 16:31:15
Aahaha! I'm your boss... are you Mr. Stevens? hilarious XD

Hahahs So Damn ...
By: jobrodreamer. on 03 Dec 08, 12:28:31
Hahahs So Damn Funny!

that would take ...
By: loocsisemaj. on 03 Dec 08, 12:28:01
that would take forever..."are you mr stevens?" " i can kill me with a thought..just..fuck ill get a tray...this one is wet...this oe is wet... did u dry them in a rainforest??why with the power of the death star to we not have a tray that is fucking dry...LOL!!! nice job

lol funny
By: Badler18. on 03 Dec 08, 00:34:22
lol funny

you need a tray do ...
By: crazylegoman404. on 02 Dec 08, 23:20:19
you need a tray do you know who iam do you know who iam this is not a game on who the fuck are you. lol

did you buy al the ...
By: lBrokenSpirit. on 02 Dec 08, 19:53:06
did you buy al the Star wars lego for this? x

LOL!!Eddie Izzard ...
By: 2Emily7. on 02 Dec 08, 18:54:15
LOL!!Eddie Izzard fucking rulls...

cool
By: NIkeAir26. on 02 Dec 08, 14:06:33
cool

that was funny
By: 306167. on 02 Dec 08, 03:11:33
that was funny

this guy rules!!
By: legomanofaction. on 01 Dec 08, 20:27:48
this guy rules!!

that was halarious ...
By: tarabith625. on 01 Dec 08, 18:16:23
that was halarious and if any of u disagree death by tray it shall be!!!!!!!

I wish i could ...
By: deborahreid5. on 01 Dec 08, 18:13:20
I wish i could download this!!! I love it soooo much

What a leg end, ...
By: Whiro1313. on 01 Dec 08, 16:28:27
What a leg end, amazing

That's funny shit.
By: Captmiloman. on 01 Dec 08, 03:32:13
That's funny shit.

You're Mr. Stevens?
By: jaws420. on 30 Nov 08, 23:29:38
You're Mr. Stevens?

:) great
By: chipzipzap. on 30 Nov 08, 18:40:18
:) great

DEATH BY TRAY!
By: boogiebot125. on 30 Nov 08, 18:29:49
DEATH BY TRAY!

this is not a game ...
By: HaloDOA100. on 30 Nov 08, 17:41:18
this is not a game of who the fuck are u Lmfao

dedication!!!
By: BLOODYWANGER123. on 30 Nov 08, 15:34:28
dedication!!!

4 times, this is ...
By: kacrothjmwb. on 30 Nov 08, 11:52:15
4 times, this is not a game of who the fuck are you fuck it ill get a tray why do we not have a tray that is fucking dry no fuck off or ill kill u with a tray

shut up makila
By: DaBomber60. on 30 Nov 08, 08:15:14
shut up makila

WTF very fun
By: vloxer. on 30 Nov 08, 00:38:13
WTF very fun

Religion ala Eddie Izzard
Posted by: melinda923

Video duration: 345 seconds
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Clip from Dress to Kill

Related: eddie, izzard

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"...and this ...
By: JellicleKitten. on 25 Feb 08, 20:55:45
"...and this reminds me rather of our Lord Jesus!" LMAO

as a catholic, this ...
By: findingneverland17. on 25 Feb 08, 20:38:57
as a catholic, this is AMAZINGLY HILARIOUS. I love eddie izzard

You can't do all ...
By: Re8869. on 25 Feb 08, 05:02:26
You can't do all this. What are you? A mormon? ROFL Eddie is a god!!

Argh, I've got to ...
By: kuroshashu. on 24 Feb 08, 12:45:24
Argh, I've got to resize my browser window! Too many times I've opened a Youtube clip only to have the jokes ruined by knuckleheads while it's loading!

"Ciao..."
By: AnUndeadMonkey. on 24 Feb 08, 08:11:12
"Ciao..."

....oh my.
By: CuriositysCat. on 24 Feb 08, 06:48:48
....oh my.

JAZZ IS MY RELIGION ...
By: djangonovo. on 23 Feb 08, 20:16:17
JAZZ IS MY RELIGION Amsterdam 1964. Best regards Django.

ha ha ...holy ...
By: saramanic. on 23 Feb 08, 15:14:20
ha ha ...holy ghoooost

Izzard is ...
By: jshfdny. on 22 Feb 08, 19:22:10
Izzard is HYSTERICAL!!!!!

Loved her makeup!
By: BeingFully. on 22 Feb 08, 04:53:13
Loved her makeup!

he was from ...
By: xDuetx. on 21 Feb 08, 04:05:35
he was from everywhere!

LOL, Sean Connery!
By: nerdelicious5. on 19 Feb 08, 18:29:31
LOL, Sean Connery!

We are CATHOLIC, we ...
By: SevenSoundwaves. on 19 Feb 08, 00:59:38
We are CATHOLIC, we believe in the teachings of CATHOL! LOL this is the funniest shit I've ever seen in my entire life.

The psychotic ...
By: Extraintrovert. on 18 Feb 08, 21:28:11
The psychotic bastard religion? He'll probably need to be a bit more specific.

lol "ein minuiten ...
By: Shieldbreaker826. on 18 Feb 08, 08:11:07
lol "ein minuiten bitte. ich habe einen kleine problemo avec diese religione"

We believed in the ...
By: ghostbirdofprey. on 17 Feb 08, 12:08:15
We believed in the teachings of Cathol LOLZ

Amazing!
By: sobreiro. on 17 Feb 08, 02:13:47
Amazing!

I love this guy!
By: DiverforPort. on 16 Feb 08, 08:11:23
I love this guy!

WHAT ARE YOU a ...
By: Mouchi. on 16 Feb 08, 06:43:44
WHAT ARE YOU a MORMON? LOL

Who is that hot ...
By: zysin5. on 16 Feb 08, 00:08:33
Who is that hot chick on stage?

Well, he's a ...
By: KyoSohma221. on 15 Feb 08, 23:59:39
Well, he's a cross-dresser, so I think it may be a different case, haha.

at 4:22-- eddie's ...
By: PatrickIsDead. on 15 Feb 08, 09:07:10
at 4:22-- eddie's uvula is jiggling when he's singing hallelujah!!! kekekekekekeke

love him XD haha ...
By: HeatProtection. on 14 Feb 08, 18:00:27
love him XD haha even though im scotish myself :)

excellent. excellent
By: neonfear. on 13 Feb 08, 20:11:45
excellent. excellent

Most excellently ...
By: dowling1981. on 13 Feb 08, 18:22:53
Most excellently finton!

$Eddie Izzard\$

Eddie Izzard's Encore on Computers
Posted by: burpethead

Video duration: 419 seconds
Global video hits: 835887

Hilarious! From his "Glorius" tour, Eddie discusses his love hate relationship with computers and how they will eventually end the world.

Related: british, comedy, computers, eddie, glorious, humor, izzard, technology

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some people are ...
By: Caoltan. on 03 Dec 08, 14:44:32
some people are just stupid if it comes to grammar.

What a legend. I'd ...
By: TheDaysleepers. on 03 Dec 08, 11:12:52
What a legend. I'd love to bo in his head just for a day!

some people are ...
By: cr1ticalvoid. on 02 Dec 08, 18:52:35
some people are just stupid if it comes to computers

Lets not have ...
By: pwuk. on 02 Dec 08, 10:35:35
Lets not have comedian wars, when did Carlin last produce any new material, eh? ;-)

Carlin....both good ...
By: Jadabh2. on 01 Dec 08, 17:18:13
Carlin....both good though

ATTENTION GIRLS!!! ...
By: EbeEazy. on 01 Dec 08, 05:26:36
ATTENTION GIRLS!!! HILARIOUS!!! See "The Game" to "Get The Girls" Go To Site: NiceGuysToWiseGuys (dotcom) (Has Men's Blog TOO!... Priceless)

Best comedian I've ...
By: Neverland110. on 30 Nov 08, 21:58:27
Best comedian I've ever seen!!!

are you drunk... ...
By: ztbeast. on 30 Nov 08, 06:24:16
are you drunk... CARLIN!

I having a hard ...
By: bronmon1. on 29 Nov 08, 10:42:40
I having a hard time trying to figure out if eddie izzard or george carlin is the funniest person that ever lived. SOMEONE HELP!!

cannot access ...
By: Molndannon. on 28 Nov 08, 18:40:26
cannot access printer... its here!? he is one of the best comedians out there. smash it with a hammer. done it a mio. times i have techno joy.

the funny thing is ...
By: ThexArcanexDiamond. on 27 Nov 08, 22:30:08
the funny thing is that i have done the exactly the same thing regarding the printer at 5am

yeah - completely.. ...
By: spotlitkiss. on 27 Nov 08, 14:07:09
yeah - completely...his voice is even a little similar to john cleese (well, half way there)

he is, i believe, ...
By: spotlitkiss. on 27 Nov 08, 14:05:58
he is, i believe, my new favorite stand-up

"It´s here" xD he´s ...
By: whkiller. on 26 Nov 08, 18:48:23
"It´s here" xD he´s the best comedian I know to exsist!

my favorit stand up!
By: me6787. on 24 Nov 08, 19:23:39
my favorit stand up!

this is by far his ...
By: padzter. on 24 Nov 08, 12:13:09
this is by far his best show. one of the most original uses of material by a comedian.

Horrible camera ...
By: andmat757. on 23 Nov 08, 13:15:24
Horrible camera work, sometimes they were even cutting his head off. and obviously, what an awesome act.

Always though Eddie ...
By: patiodaddyo1. on 23 Nov 08, 02:46:54
Always though Eddie would have been great as a Monty Python member

He is the best. I ...
By: unlsoccer1. on 20 Nov 08, 17:30:11
He is the best. I have watech it like Million times but never get tired

breaking into the ...
By: utopianow8. on 18 Nov 08, 12:43:32
breaking into the pentagon computer system..double click yes..hahahaha

And put one on his ...
By: KKaProductions. on 16 Nov 08, 05:40:31
And put one on his head...

Awesome,
By: kinglucanitus. on 15 Nov 08, 01:23:03
Awesome,

i bloody love him!
By: marilynmanson25. on 14 Nov 08, 01:28:40
i bloody love him!

He's just brilliant!
By: TheDaysleepers. on 13 Nov 08, 06:36:45
He's just brilliant!

cannot accset ...
By: SkullCupcake24. on 13 Nov 08, 01:03:56
cannot accset printer........it's here'' lmoa!

Eddie Izzard - Stonehenge
Posted by: melinda923

Video duration: 186 seconds
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Clip from Dress to Kill

Related: eddie, izzard

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strange that... ...
By: Robi6942. on 07 Mar 08, 14:48:55
strange that... considering the man is a self confessed tranny!!! and his wife and kid are cool with it

no hes not gay, he ...
By: XmcrvenomX. on 06 Mar 08, 20:39:58
no hes not gay, he just likes to wear dresses haha

a.d. whos he? lmoa ...
By: zazas789. on 05 Mar 08, 17:26:42
a.d. whos he? lmoa XD

he wears eye shadow
By: crazynamehere. on 05 Mar 08, 02:43:16
he wears eye shadow

i'm pretty sure he ...
By: machngunjoe. on 04 Mar 08, 05:07:54
i'm pretty sure he is not gay, just apart of his act and thats what makes it fantastic

ya me too look how ...
By: tigerspudge7. on 04 Mar 08, 01:51:53
ya me too look how gay he is but he is funny

dude, it makes me ...
By: Chrishizzlez. on 04 Mar 08, 01:25:19
dude, it makes me not-proud to be an american, look at the quality jokes they have over in the UK!

OK the comment ...
By: ilurveyoonaruto. on 03 Mar 08, 20:30:38
OK the comment below me was SUPPOSED to be a reply to 'Gowplayer2' but my internet is crapped up.

And here we have ...
By: ilurveyoonaruto. on 03 Mar 08, 20:28:45
And here we have Exhibit A: Retard

your a dumbass. ...
By: godfather5161. on 03 Mar 08, 09:49:47
your a dumbass. your making all Americans sound like bastards with your stupid comments about eddy izzard

he makes me proud ...
By: gowplayer2. on 02 Mar 08, 20:00:26
he makes me proud to be AMERICAN.

Eddie makes me ...
By: ilurveyoonaruto. on 29 Feb 08, 22:17:48
Eddie makes me proud to be English

Eddie is a smashin' ...
By: 11spike7. on 27 Feb 08, 03:48:28
Eddie is a smashin' bloke..I love the Brits!

Fuckin awesome.
By: luna1463. on 25 Feb 08, 23:39:52
Fuckin awesome.

he's great, he ...
By: bmasonz. on 22 Feb 08, 21:20:28
he's great, he looks so different in the movie Across the Universe. Check him out as "Mr Kite", more masculine didn't recognize him.

John Cleese DOES ...
By: HPAnimeFreak. on 22 Feb 08, 02:09:40
John Cleese DOES know what he's talking about. And WTF is a henge? EDDIE IZZARD FTW!

No one knows what ...
By: doenen. on 21 Feb 08, 17:47:03
No one knows what the f*ck a henge is. HAhAHhahAHAHHAHA

and i absolutely ...
By: xXlemonXcurryXx. on 21 Feb 08, 17:33:46
and i absolutely agree with john cleese :)

i think it's cool ...
By: guerrillajack. on 21 Feb 08, 16:41:44
i think it's cool if he does that, because john cleese said that eddie izzard was the ''lost python''

i looove eddie ...
By: xXlemonXcurryXx. on 19 Feb 08, 19:02:43
i looove eddie izzard but would just like to point out that the bc/ad changeover gag was done by monty python for life of brian but was cut out although i must say i don't care because it is so very funny no matter who says it and eddie's welsh accent is just groovehh

Eddie is really ...
By: FeitenFan. on 19 Feb 08, 07:05:51
Eddie is really funny. I am Welsh and used to live in Rhyl (now USA) and whenever he does the Welsh accent he just cracks me up. Reminds me of Evan's Cafe in Rhyl.

one of the biggest ...
By: LuiBabe56982. on 19 Feb 08, 03:12:49
one of the biggest henges in the whole lol

And three little ...
By: Shaman0000. on 19 Feb 08, 01:54:44
And three little relocated piggies! ^^

and shortly ...
By: Mopnkeyoffury. on 18 Feb 08, 22:03:02
and shortly afterward came bronzehenge

This was before the ...
By: InfiniteDaysGrace. on 18 Feb 08, 20:12:42
This was before the BC- AD changeover, where everyone was going "is it AD?" You didn't have to wind your watch back, you had to buy another watch....LMFAO

Eddie Izzard- James Bond
Posted by: Thorn2200

Video duration: 65 seconds
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A lego animation to comedian Eddie Izzard talking about James Bond. Check out the other videos of him, they're all over the site. You can find more Eddie Izzard lego animations in the more from this user list.

Related: animation, bond, eddie, hes, hold, izzard, jam, james, lego, on, sharks, stopmotion, trousers, wearing

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read Don't laugh at ...
By: SpikeDubbs. on 03 Dec 08, 23:00:57
read Don't laugh at this! Just do it Start thinking something you really really want cause this is astounding the person that sent this to me said their wish came true 10 mins after they read the mail so I thought what the heck You have just been visited by DrSuess's Cat in the Hat. He will grant you one wish Make your wish when the count down is over 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 MAKE A WISH Send this? to 10 videos within the hour you read this. If you do, your wish will come true

in the next Bond ...
By: Choppyrules. on 03 Dec 08, 19:41:32
in the next Bond movie,during the credits we hear Q i got a lot of stuff i didnt fuckin use lol great stuff

super cool vid
By: trainboy22140. on 02 Dec 08, 02:20:38
super cool vid

and the jam ...
By: MegaMasterGir. on 01 Dec 08, 00:13:26
and the jam trousers was that your idea?"kachur"Fucking useless

subbuteo table lol, ...
By: ibanezmaggot173. on 30 Nov 08, 19:16:14
subbuteo table lol, it used to be good until it was taken over by hasbro, my dad and I used to play. Its kinda like a tabletop football game with little plastic people and a ball twice the size of them. lol google it for a better understanding =P

very good eddie ...
By: chipzipzap. on 30 Nov 08, 18:52:52
very good eddie izard is a genius

"...that turned ...
By: velvetsnape. on 28 Nov 08, 21:26:28
"...that turned into a Sudoku table. That was extrodinarily funny." lmao

hold on he's ...
By: muttdingwall. on 22 Nov 08, 21:15:46
hold on he's wearing jam trousers best go away shall we? HAHAHA

hold on hes wearing ...
By: RossM777. on 21 Nov 08, 15:44:18
hold on hes wearing jam trousers LOL

lol
By: fireturn1. on 20 Nov 08, 16:31:20
lol

lol
By: nicolaswowgal. on 19 Nov 08, 19:30:19
lol

"hold on he's ...
By: saturanua. on 19 Nov 08, 05:39:20
"hold on he's wearing jam trousers" "best go away shall we?" LMFAO!!!!!!

Oh shit I left the ...
By: AdmiralEasychord. on 17 Nov 08, 03:36:15
Oh shit I left the breathing thing in the hoochow!

ROFL!!!!
By: SpyTheMagician. on 17 Nov 08, 01:20:19
ROFL!!!!

that's really funny ...
By: donteatafish. on 16 Nov 08, 23:02:42
that's really funny. [:

LOL Watch it ...
By: megskiisskimeski. on 16 Nov 08, 18:35:44
LOL Watch it again.

the best
By: fredbobjim24. on 16 Nov 08, 18:14:01
the best

ummmm i dont get it
By: 4mrrich5. on 15 Nov 08, 19:55:48
ummmm i dont get it

all ive got is mi ...
By: fredbobjim24. on 12 Nov 08, 20:54:02
all ive got is mi jam trousers

hilarius
By: fredbobjim24. on 12 Nov 08, 20:53:23
hilarius

Lol, the lego makes ...
By: bikebreaker55. on 12 Nov 08, 18:57:22
Lol, the lego makes it so much more of a laugh, well done.

eddie izaard has ...
By: merock4ever. on 12 Nov 08, 02:45:51
eddie izaard has another aweosme video all of them r awesome accutlly fell outta my chair laughing had to install metal bars on the side of chair to stop from fallign out

Eddie Izzard ...
By: xSANJITx. on 10 Nov 08, 06:10:29
Eddie Izzard strikes again. Excessively hilarious.

jam!his favorite ...
By: hopelessromantic94. on 04 Nov 08, 23:21:03
jam!his favorite subject.eddie rox!

good show
By: BoxManAnimation. on 01 Nov 08, 06:09:33
good show

Eddie Izzard -- Cake or Death?
Posted by: Qazaq

Video duration: 408 seconds
Global video hits: 451950

One of the best stand-up comedians - Eddie Izzard - comments on history & religion.
Edward John "Eddie" Izzard (born February 7, 1962) is a double Emmy-winning English stand-up comedian and actor. His comedy style is expressed in rambling, whimsical monologue and self-referential pantomime.

Related: actor, british, cake, church, comedian, comedy, death, eddie, england, history, izzard, religion, stand-up, transvestite, uk

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i think it's just ...
By: darris321. on 25 Apr 08, 04:12:14
i think it's just his lipstick.

he does have a big ...
By: wallygrl8. on 24 Apr 08, 22:41:15
he does have a big mouth... or maybe its the lipstick cause it doesnt look that big in the riches hah i dont know

Is it just me, or ...
By: PlayMadness. on 23 Apr 08, 20:05:28
Is it just me, or does he have a massive mouth? You can see it best in the line "because he was a mass-murdering fuckhead."

That's my favorite ...
By: pulpstress. on 21 Apr 08, 23:43:31
That's my favorite line!

lol hitlers a ...
By: MooglesForLif3. on 20 Apr 08, 21:44:57
lol hitlers a mass-murdering fuckhead...

Hitler never played ...
By: LazyMatt0391. on 19 Apr 08, 18:25:55
Hitler never played risk as a kid hahahaha Eddie's view on Religion and History is just crazy but we love it

do you have a flag?
By: ji718. on 19 Apr 08, 17:23:30
do you have a flag?

classic Eddie.
By: oldskoolmetalcez. on 19 Apr 08, 13:10:32
classic Eddie.

"Dressed To Kill"
By: bigmacrhs. on 16 Apr 08, 06:33:45
"Dressed To Kill"

What album is this ...
By: Dnote113. on 13 Apr 08, 06:45:33
What album is this on???

Funny shit...
By: mondaysucks9110. on 11 Apr 08, 01:59:04
Funny shit...

funny lol
By: punkygirl06. on 10 Apr 08, 12:33:07
funny lol

"the ottoman empire ...
By: kespec. on 09 Apr 08, 17:13:04
"the ottoman empire, full of furniture for some reason..." lol

help yourself will ...
By: punkygirl06. on 09 Apr 08, 14:51:05
help yourself will you lol hitler killed people next door. arrr sill man legend

"Death death death ...
By: jclayton59466. on 06 Apr 08, 00:59:30
"Death death death death, lunch, death death death, quick shower." LMFAO HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Yep.. afterwards i ...
By: chriss0h. on 04 Apr 08, 05:04:40
Yep.. afterwards i thought it through and remembered reading about Mao's 'students' referring to it as "the little red 'cook' book"

That's for sure. He ...
By: Qazaq. on 04 Apr 08, 04:15:04
That's for sure. He refers to Mao's "little red book". He says that in the commentary on DVD bonus.

"cant get ze ...
By: jakisemo. on 03 Apr 08, 23:08:36
"cant get ze fucking trees damn i will kill everyone in the world"

Perhaps.. but we're ...
By: chriss0h. on 02 Apr 08, 09:04:07
Perhaps.. but we're talking about the Church of England. I have a little red bible that was given out to people from the Anglican religion.

randomly stopped it ...
By: geerie90. on 01 Apr 08, 13:19:19
randomly stopped it at 1:33 wtf lol

this is cool even ...
By: qnijie. on 01 Apr 08, 10:56:49
this is cool even in lego!!! he rocks you know :)

"Quotations from ...
By: Qazaq. on 01 Apr 08, 08:17:01
"Quotations from Chairman Mao Zedong"

"Dress to Kill"
By: Qazaq. on 01 Apr 08, 08:14:57
"Dress to Kill"

what is he ...
By: smlfrye243. on 01 Apr 08, 05:11:01
what is he referring to when he does the "little red cookbook!" part?

Hehe, I think the ...
By: stweep. on 31 Mar 08, 04:12:33
Hehe, I think the DC got you some negative comments! Izzard's been around for a while now, check him out! Also, Bill Hicks is highly recommended! (Caution, he may cause you to think)

Eddie Izzard - Covered In Bees
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This is a fantastic clip from the king of transvestite comedy himself, Mr Eddie Izzard
Taken From His DVD 'Glorious'

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i wanna keep bees, ...
By: Bosshlover. on 02 Dec 08, 11:52:06
i wanna keep bees, wtf am i doin? im covered in bees :D SOO FUNNY. LOVE HIM.

He likes women yet ...
By: DancesLikeFire. on 02 Dec 08, 06:14:22
He likes women yet at the same time he likes dressing up like one. In dressed to kill he explains that he is an executive transvestite - not a 'weirdo transvestite' like the ones you hear about on the news (the psychos and serial killers).

It definitely ...
By: Swordyyz. on 01 Dec 08, 05:23:38
It definitely doesn't mean he's a weirdo transvestite.

what does that mean ...
By: shhhFTW. on 29 Nov 08, 22:16:01
what does that mean exactly?

he's an executive ...
By: N0tnant0N. on 28 Nov 08, 10:11:13
he's an executive transvestite...

is he a ...
By: CiaranSion. on 28 Nov 08, 03:20:55
is he a transvestite really i dont think so

favorited for sure ...
By: sairyfairy1993. on 26 Nov 08, 19:06:16
favorited for sure :D

Spillage66, that ...
By: Flame3230. on 24 Nov 08, 07:21:14
Spillage66, that actually makes sense. Anti-humor, if I'm not mistaken. i.e. Q. What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his shovel? A. "Where's my shovel?"

hahaha this is ...
By: janinehotlick. on 24 Nov 08, 06:08:52
hahaha this is still probably my favorite clip from any of his shows... :P heeeellpppp! i'm covered in beeeeeeeessss!!!!!!!!!!

???????????????? ? ...
By: KILLER9145. on 20 Nov 08, 19:29:14
???????????????? ???????????????? copy and? paste ???????????????? if your happy that ???????????????? barack obama won!!! ???????????????? ????????????????

hahahahaha! KING... ...
By: videonazi89. on 19 Nov 08, 06:20:01
hahahahaha! KING....of transvestite comedy?!?!? lol. im sorry but thats hillarious. (i lurve eddie izzard more than life)

the king of ...
By: marilynmanson25. on 17 Nov 08, 00:16:33
the king of transvestite comedy! mr. eddie izzard! i love him!!! so f-ing funny!

"lol, I don't get ...
By: Spillage66. on 14 Nov 08, 23:14:25
"lol, I don't get the plastic cup line" That's because you are American mate. It's taking the piss out of nonsense comments, then adding a logical end. It's British. Coffee in an office from a machine? Plastic cup? Instead of strong and sweet.

"I'm covered in ...
By: TennisProducer. on 14 Nov 08, 17:35:22
"I'm covered in bees!"

covered in ...
By: Jmac002. on 13 Nov 08, 05:16:15
covered in beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees. heeeeeeeelp. covered in beeeeeeeeeeees.

RocketSoldier: It's ...
By: Silverlie. on 09 Nov 08, 21:51:33
RocketSoldier: It's a reference to his other stand up, Dress To Kill

It's a jooke from ...
By: LintuwolfWiing. on 09 Nov 08, 04:57:36
It's a jooke from one of his older shows, 'dressed to kill'. look it up, it's funny Wiing

lol, I don't get ...
By: RocketSoldier. on 09 Nov 08, 02:46:52
lol, I don't get the plastic cup line

???????????????? ? ...
By: impmonzuko. on 08 Nov 08, 21:44:25
???????????????? ???????????????? copy and? paste ???????????????? if your happy that ???????????????? barack obama won!!! ???????????????? ???????????????? "I'm covered in bees!"

???????????????? ? ...
By: hongquiao. on 08 Nov 08, 19:26:03
???????????????? ???????????????? copy and? paste ???????????????? if your happy that ???????????????? barack obama won!!! ???????????????? ????????????????

???????????????? ? ...
By: KILLER9145. on 08 Nov 08, 15:10:23
???????????????? ???????????????? copy and? paste ???????????????? if your happy that ???????????????? barack obama won!!! ???????????????? ????????????????

???????????????? ? ...
By: damjojah. on 07 Nov 08, 01:26:38
???????????????? ???????????????? copy and paste ???????????????? if your happy that ???????????????? barack obama won!!! ???????????????? ????????????????

Love it!!! This ...
By: cherrycoco25. on 06 Nov 08, 09:15:24
Love it!!! This is one of my fave Eddie sketches. Thanks for uploading Xx

"I'm covered in ...
By: impmonzuko. on 05 Nov 08, 19:51:13
"I'm covered in bees!"

No no i think you ...
By: phillitupp. on 05 Nov 08, 18:16:12
No no i think you will find i Raped your step mom and she's not so good too twitchy

Eddie Izzard
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eddie izzard goin on bout the death star canteen!

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who is?
By: jacobcrofts. on 01 Dec 08, 18:44:56
who is?

GAYGAYGAYGAYGAY
By: purcle08. on 01 Dec 08, 03:09:56
GAYGAYGAYGAYGAY

well your a faggot
By: purcle08. on 01 Dec 08, 03:09:45
well your a faggot

eddie izzard aint ...
By: usernameisdanny. on 30 Nov 08, 21:52:09
eddie izzard aint gay, dickhead

sorry that wasn't ...
By: stacecasey7. on 30 Nov 08, 03:59:21
sorry that wasn't really funny

i really dont find ...
By: jacobcrofts. on 29 Nov 08, 23:34:15
i really dont find him funny.......ive tried 2ger listen and laugh buh it just isnt funny to me?

Eddie Izzard is ...
By: ItachiSasukeSisters. on 29 Nov 08, 20:45:27
Eddie Izzard is soooooo gay

sorry to disagree ...
By: benjimetalhed. on 29 Nov 08, 19:39:01
sorry to disagree but i thought glorious was quite weak.dress to kill is hilarious

I tried penne ...
By: jrowekamp. on 29 Nov 08, 02:22:21
I tried penne al'arrabiata because of this. It's great and he's great. I usually have it with peas.

i LOVE him, i like ...
By: Bosshlover. on 28 Nov 08, 19:58:13
i LOVE him, i like his show 'glorious' best, hes gr8 and funny, i love him :D

This is what you do ...
By: saturanua. on 28 Nov 08, 07:55:08
This is what you do; 1. Hold your breath. 2. Copy and paste this to another video. 3. Don't paste it on the video you got it from! If you can do ALL this without taking a breath, CONGRATULATIONS! YOUR A GREAT KISSER!

lol
By: coolcandykid. on 27 Nov 08, 20:28:15
lol

also thought: he ...
By: Weirfan69. on 27 Nov 08, 04:26:16
also thought: he was WELL fit in those days. mm-hm. the leathery pants.

exactly why he's ...
By: Weirfan69. on 27 Nov 08, 04:11:11
exactly why he's the 'lost python'. only he can do full sketches with just one person. *bows to virtual greatness that is eddie*

"I can kill you ...
By: Liquidtongue6. on 24 Nov 08, 21:58:33
"I can kill you with a single thought." "Well you'll still need a tray."

it's his style xD
By: Jont93. on 24 Nov 08, 05:40:18
it's his style xD

That'd have been ace
By: ChristianBrinsxox. on 23 Nov 08, 21:36:17
That'd have been ace

this man is amazing ...
By: jackdanielsparrow. on 23 Nov 08, 18:31:41
this man is amazing. me and my buddy zach met him outside of a theater in new york near times square and he was the nicest guy. he offered us free tickets to his show! but we had to turn them down because we were on a college tour trip and we had to leave in ten minutes to go to philadelphia. but it was awesome, he shook our hands and he was just a great guy.

Excellent!
By: k4sp3rk4sp3r. on 23 Nov 08, 17:05:14
Excellent!

this one is wet ...
By: FerretGirl22. on 23 Nov 08, 16:50:09
this one is wet this one is wet this one is wet =D he's so funny!

Hi-frikkin-Larious
By: lordtroah. on 23 Nov 08, 01:46:37
Hi-frikkin-Larious

lmao hes fuckin ...
By: butter789123butter. on 22 Nov 08, 16:22:30
lmao hes fuckin hilarious

this is not a game ...
By: guitarfjp. on 22 Nov 08, 13:12:37
this is not a game of who the fuck are you!!!! loooooooooooool

He's NOT gay.
By: DealingWithFeelings. on 22 Nov 08, 09:37:08
He's NOT gay.

sorry man! i was ...
By: westovr. on 22 Nov 08, 04:30:44
sorry man! i was wondering!!!

Eddie Izzard - Learning French
Posted by: melinda923

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Clip from Dress to Kill

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its my first year ...
By: kte0566. on 19 Feb 08, 02:24:55
its my first year of french class and i totally understood all of it and laughed...alot

BECAUSE HE'S A ...
By: SevenSoundwaves. on 19 Feb 08, 01:12:50
BECAUSE HE'S A FUCKING MONKEY! God, I'm so glad I speak French xDD LOL It made things even funnier.

Les allemands ...
By: presswood2007. on 19 Feb 08, 00:30:50
Les allemands arrivent et les francais se cache en desous de la table! joke.

I know what he is ...
By: Blacknarcissa. on 18 Feb 08, 18:01:10
I know what he is saying just with my school French. :D I'm 14. :D

wow hes freaking ...
By: ihateskirts. on 18 Feb 08, 00:48:50
wow hes freaking good, even i could understand! lmao

anyone know what he ...
By: PaniqBloosh. on 17 Feb 08, 22:27:59
anyone know what he is acctually saying? I'd like to know.

fuking monkey! XD
By: machusa. on 17 Feb 08, 16:44:10
fuking monkey! XD

i'm a FIRM believer ...
By: Mouchi. on 16 Feb 08, 06:23:09
i'm a FIRM believer that if you go to another country you should learn thier language cuz that is what we expect in the U.S...thus if you go to FRANCE u SHULD be expected to communicate in french and so forth...

Tres amusant ...
By: kathscurrah. on 16 Feb 08, 05:55:11
Tres amusant Monsieur Izzard. FYI, Eddie's early stand-up routine on this topicwas themed around "Le singe est dans l'arbre". Classique que meme!

The bit from 2:00 ...
By: imwithfred83. on 13 Feb 08, 05:53:40
The bit from 2:00 on is only really funny if you saw the part before it.

la france à aidé ...
By: beamazing. on 12 Feb 08, 11:09:30
la france à aidé les maéricains pendantla gerre de cessession avec LaFayette contre les anglais, après les maéricains sont venus nous aider pendantr la 2nd guerre mondial comme ça on est personne ne doit rien à personne, mais juste pour dire qu'on a eu raison de pas allez en Iraq quand on voit la merde que c'est.

Then why do they ...
By: IcedReaver. on 12 Feb 08, 08:42:56
Then why do they learn it? LOL

It's a conspiracy! ...
By: neverfit. on 12 Feb 08, 00:39:11
It's a conspiracy! AAAAAaaah!

Hahaha omg this ...
By: Bokana. on 12 Feb 08, 00:08:25
Hahaha omg this skit was hilarious - if you dont know french .... all of that was very fucking funny xDD this is the first time i've been glad i speak french!

oh no i dont speak ...
By: jared20101. on 11 Feb 08, 17:22:44
oh no i dont speak french but i get some of it lol

most french people ...
By: dude157. on 10 Feb 08, 13:45:15
most french people speak english, they just wont speak it to english people

so funny! trés ...
By: veronherrera. on 10 Feb 08, 08:04:16
so funny! trés amusant!

Vive la France!!!
By: BgFernandes. on 09 Feb 08, 23:56:44
Vive la France!!!

thank you madam ...
By: Rachulie. on 09 Feb 08, 01:52:54
thank you madam houghbah. im so glad i learned french. this merde est drole!!!

why does everything ...
By: SidMute. on 08 Feb 08, 09:24:04
why does everything turn to political debate with you people? comment on the vid at hand.

And wander around ...
By: hakonatli. on 06 Feb 08, 03:04:05
And wander around heavily wooded areas rofl

actually ive been ...
By: XsmurfetteX. on 03 Feb 08, 22:57:33
actually ive been to france twice and they all speak english over there.

If America have ...
By: rubberalchemist. on 03 Feb 08, 14:31:27
If America have missiles which apparently have accuracy of 99.9% of hitting thee target they want, how come those same missiles keep kiling so many civilians?

i can speak french ...
By: ChloJo2kay7. on 03 Feb 08, 14:18:51
i can speak french bonjuir commùel tÒ ta pãl

Well, you are lying ...
By: swertinge07. on 03 Feb 08, 12:20:56
Well, you are lying... Firstly, no frenchman would admit to being a loser... Secondly, they don´t know english... None of them...

Brit vs. U.S. Movies - Eddie Izzard
Posted by: melinda923

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Clip from Eddie Izzard Dress to Kill

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lol when he's ...
By: SiobhanZX. on 18 Feb 08, 00:28:15
lol when he's manically eating the popcorn, some of the women in the audience sound like they're gonna pee laughing.

you fuked my wife?! ...
By: 5isa4letteredword. on 15 Feb 08, 22:31:17
you fuked my wife?!you fuked my wife?? I AM YOUR WIFE!! HA!

you fuck my wife, i ...
By: BadMonTD. on 15 Feb 08, 07:27:15
you fuck my wife, i am your wife

OMG! I'm tearing up ...
By: demonwolfie. on 14 Feb 08, 22:22:56
OMG! I'm tearing up from laughing so hard!

OK see I need some ...
By: maxoremnihil. on 13 Feb 08, 23:29:04
OK see I need some of what he's taking.

"you fuck my wife, ...
By: angelames0206. on 13 Feb 08, 17:24:53
"you fuck my wife,you fuck my wife." i am your wife" "that don't matter,that don't matter you fuck my wife." "o.k i am your wife and i fucked her" absolutly brilliantness

laffiett?! wtfh!??? ...
By: ryth1001. on 10 Feb 08, 01:29:54
laffiett?! wtfh!???!!

"fucking handbag" ...
By: miraharith. on 09 Feb 08, 19:14:30
"fucking handbag" haha~

you fuck my wife!? ...
By: crenshizzle. on 09 Feb 08, 05:02:27
you fuck my wife!? i am your wife!

i love it, first ...
By: whiirlw1nd. on 08 Feb 08, 15:04:28
i love it, first with the brittish movie, he says you cant eat popcorn to it, and shows how he puts the popcorn away. And then, with the american movie, he's just throwing himself over the popcorn! :D

"You always in here ...
By: frogger537. on 07 Feb 08, 03:30:59
"You always in here with the fucking matches! what the fuck you doing? The fucking bugucking!

"with the fucking ...
By: frogger537. on 07 Feb 08, 03:25:32
"with the fucking matches. you fucking bugaking!"

You know your own ...
By: pizzafreak54. on 05 Feb 08, 01:57:59
You know your own history. *(shakes head)* You don't know who he is do you?

Love eddie the ...
By: slightestimpression. on 04 Feb 08, 11:19:54
Love eddie the sound of bexhill The Essex Sound BOOTSALE BOOTSALE BOOTSALE Checkout the bootsale band on youtube!!!!

"...and they've ...
By: accountmaniac. on 04 Feb 08, 04:31:12
"...and they've brought a flag!"

janine i love you ...
By: rick2575. on 03 Feb 08, 19:14:00
janine i love you really even though you fucked my wifeXD

It -was- the BEST ...
By: satindesire. on 03 Feb 08, 12:18:04
It -was- the BEST part!!! XD

that was the part ...
By: getanerection. on 03 Feb 08, 00:45:03
that was the part when I screamed of laughing and woke up my parents. XD

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as strong as a ...
By: LennyTheEmoButterfly. on 02 Feb 08, 22:25:23
as strong as a small pony XD Pretteh bloody strong there that is!

i love this guy he ...
By: totalextrovert16. on 02 Feb 08, 21:17:21
i love this guy he is the most hilarious guy ever (was that a bit redundant?) LOL luv, mirsteins

...fucking Handbag?!
By: satindesire. on 01 Feb 08, 22:31:30
...fucking Handbag?!

LMAO, this dude ...
By: todei79. on 01 Feb 08, 14:03:57
LMAO, this dude makes me piss my pants every time.

Yes, "A Room with a ...
By: Jayne2520. on 31 Jan 08, 18:56:22
Yes, "A Room with a View" but I've never seen it so I'm not sure about the matches! :D You can find out more about it at IMDB dot com.

is there really ...
By: mew10521. on 31 Jan 08, 09:06:53
is there really british films like that? i mean i'm pretty sure there's action in the films, i mean Casino Royale is that a britsh film?

Eddie Izzard - Easter and Christmas
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Clip from Dress to Kill

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research the ...
By: conanclone. on 03 Mar 08, 10:25:58
research the organization of nicea during the reign of Constantine and you'll see how many pagan ideas are part of christianity and have been for a long time...

If u look at it, ...
By: bubblebath91. on 29 Feb 08, 18:13:17
If u look at it, whatever his saying is kinda true. Its just in a funny manner n enjoyable for us.

he has a point...an ...
By: NinjaPrincessAlice. on 18 Feb 08, 18:08:33
he has a point...an egg-laying rabbit gives you chocolate to celebrate death...

This guy is SO ...
By: ElphietheGreenGirl. on 15 Feb 08, 21:14:50
This guy is SO funny! But he's a little funky lookin!

Nice weiw on that ...
By: BeccaBuh. on 22 Jan 08, 14:16:52
Nice weiw on that one :)

I agree :)
By: natalia709. on 20 Jan 08, 19:03:55
I agree :)

"Come on, lossen up ...
By: iwebber88. on 14 Jan 08, 06:24:05
"Come on, lossen up Judas!" hahaha... Best part.

"Well, what about a ...
By: kevnar. on 08 Jan 08, 10:51:33
"Well, what about a clockwork train?" LMFAO! That part kills me every time. That explains all the war and chaos in the world. We could all do something about it, but we're so busy distracted by our toys.

ooo! hes doing big ...
By: nic1899. on 03 Jan 08, 05:55:30
ooo! hes doing big arms!

My fave Eddie ...
By: AlexisCapri. on 31 Dec 07, 04:26:12
My fave Eddie routine, thanks for uploading Melinda

Cavemeister speak ...
By: WTFNUUBS1337. on 25 Dec 07, 18:23:45
Cavemeister speak in sentences, but i like his stand up better then his acting for one reason, acting hes giving lines, stand up he writes his own.

I was seeing if he ...
By: cavemeister. on 25 Dec 07, 17:26:42
I was seeing if he was any good. I think he is alright on programme's n that but not stand up oh he good at acting too but not this

Then why are you ...
By: melinda923. on 25 Dec 07, 14:25:19
Then why are you here?????

WE CAN"T ALL DO BIG ...
By: Barbedwiregoldfish. on 24 Dec 07, 18:19:22
WE CAN"T ALL DO BIG ARMS! hahaha!

I wouldn't call it ...
By: MushroomSoup710. on 18 Dec 07, 03:12:17
I wouldn't call it "make fun of". He is using satire which is for a good purpose.

Remember kids Jesus ...
By: chandelor. on 12 Dec 07, 23:27:22
Remember kids Jesus died for you sins. Yah I know it's GREAT! nonononO! it's bad! it's bad! oh oh right! it's bad! lol THis si my favorite of his shows.

"Look, we can't all ...
By: WinnerByDefault. on 09 Dec 07, 07:37:31
"Look, we can't all do big arms!"

The Patridge and a ...
By: Scenegirl3. on 05 Dec 07, 03:52:46
The Patridge and a pear tree was not sung on The Last Supper. lol

ho, ho, ho! baby ...
By: rayychelll. on 02 Dec 07, 22:33:43
ho, ho, ho! baby jesus!

HAHAHAHAH .... "if ...
By: PeterRoss2004. on 29 Nov 07, 11:37:15
HAHAHAHAH .... "if you were from a non speaking English country OR the USA".... It is better than Eddies stuff

it's from dressed ...
By: beautifulletdown9. on 29 Nov 07, 03:58:14
it's from dressed to kill the whole thing is awesome

definetly not ...
By: bobbyahendrix. on 27 Nov 07, 05:00:53
definetly not definite article ... its dressed to kill

megacalle your ...
By: goonerdynamite. on 26 Nov 07, 20:25:55
megacalle your spelling is apalling! but ok if you're not English, I would understand it completely if you were from a non speaking English country or the USA. A spitfighter sounds like a chav outside a corner shop. It is spelled Spitfire.

-Ho ho ho baby ...
By: helenkeller93083. on 20 Nov 07, 03:32:16
-Ho ho ho baby Jesus. And what would you like for Christmas? -Peace on earth and good will towards men. -Welll, how about a clock-work train?

but I wanted to do ...
By: ContradictionPie. on 14 Nov 07, 16:09:10
but I wanted to do the big arms thing

Izzard on World War 2
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Eddie Izzard talks about WWII in "dress to Kill"

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Goto __ ...
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Goto __SUCCESSPROOFPROFITS(.)COM__ check it out______

LOL "the only ...
By: Mariposa2775837. on 03 Dec 08, 20:47:43
LOL "the only reason we're okay with it is cuz they killed their own people" LOL "hilter killed his neighbours... stupid man" LOL

lets celebrate with ...
By: Choppyrules. on 03 Dec 08, 20:10:07
lets celebrate with a world war!...and lose the whole fuckin empire lol

hahah "hitler was ...
By: jacobdabograt30. on 03 Dec 08, 03:53:39
hahah "hitler was a mass murdering basterd"

well i dno how to ...
By: jimmyboy51. on 02 Dec 08, 19:35:40
well i dno how to spell it so yh i guees :)

ihhhhhhhh transe^^
By: US5girl08. on 02 Dec 08, 18:04:11
ihhhhhhhh transe^^

So Funny . . . ! !
By: Loulabellionx. on 02 Dec 08, 17:47:12
So Funny . . . ! !

funny
By: jinkazama444. on 02 Dec 08, 11:48:48
funny

lol you mean "ciao" ...
By: infero1989. on 02 Dec 08, 09:09:03
lol you mean "ciao" i assume?

chow lol so funny
By: jimmyboy51. on 01 Dec 08, 17:56:02
chow lol so funny

hahahah chow? ...
By: SPQRstudios. on 01 Dec 08, 11:18:04
hahahah chow? whatre u a dog? sry but... cmonnn hhahaha

Fun!!
By: MDSakamoto. on 01 Dec 08, 07:50:10
Fun!!

a lot of americans ...
By: VTPPGLVR. on 30 Nov 08, 20:41:42
a lot of americans think "gone with the wind" is factual. "oh, slavery wasn't bad. they LIKED being slaves!"

XD that risk ...
By: JxL483. on 29 Nov 08, 21:30:00
XD that risk strategy is so right!!! i used to do that lol

LMFAO, riding ...
By: MrSarni. on 29 Nov 08, 17:22:23
LMFAO, riding scooters saying "chow"

Hahaha! "We need ...
By: CrepusculeTwilight. on 28 Nov 08, 01:14:31
Hahaha! "We need the Falklands...for strategic sheep purposes." I love me some Izzard (:

I think the title ...
By: DamnationReveries. on 28 Nov 08, 00:59:32
I think the title of the book you're referring to means that it only chronicles Hitler's reign from 1942 to 1945.

i'm gonna kill em ...
By: Orangeterp218. on 25 Nov 08, 21:37:35
i'm gonna kill em i'm gonna kill em, oh its been cold its been cold! XD

Get the tanks out ...
By: Llanafanvillalol. on 24 Nov 08, 16:40:27
Get the tanks out get the tanks out.We havent got any wll get the ice cream van out KILL!!!

True to some degree ...
By: StukaRecords. on 23 Nov 08, 00:36:50
True to some degree. Also, don't forget war is a racket, and for all the selfless sacrifice, there were a large number of elites making a stackload of cash. Which they continue to do. No one is innocent.

I love this man so ...
By: tahlalalia. on 22 Nov 08, 22:49:28
I love this man so much :)

Hahahaha, yeah, i ...
By: seaag. on 22 Nov 08, 19:12:01
Hahahaha, yeah, i know what you mean. I was in America not so long ago, and this advert came on the tv for this book, and it was called "Hitlers reign: 1942 - 1945". I was like wtfffff lol. (Im from Wales btw)

hehe
By: PdishmonkeyJJ. on 20 Nov 08, 15:59:16
hehe

Yeah I know man , ...
By: TheREALSisko. on 20 Nov 08, 04:54:00
Yeah I know man ,theres a lot of americans that make a total ass of themselves and their country with stuff like you've mentioned. But yeah the main problem is they learn their 'history' from movies..american made movies.. that only feature what america did... Ever wonder why you never see any american ww1 movies? Cause they didnt do shit in that war. Most americans claim they 'saved europe in 2 wars' when they don't even know when ww1 happend.. sigh.. Yeah I'm from Ireland.

lol your right ...
By: mountaindragonfire. on 20 Nov 08, 01:13:27
lol your right about that. i live in america now and some seem to think they won the war almost single handed. no offence to any americans here. i mean im only talking about some of the americans i know. im not trying to imply that most americans think that. only the type who ask me questions like "what language do you speek in england" lol(yes that question has been asked alot and for the people who dont know its english). you must be from sweden, ireland or finland then or somewhere like that.

Eddie izzard-cake or death
Posted by: ekulmas123909

Video duration: 77 seconds
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funny!
please comment!

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yeah, "Dress to ...
By: MudMast. on 03 Dec 08, 01:03:51
yeah, "Dress to kill" was the title, that was great.

so funny
By: jinkazama444. on 02 Dec 08, 16:57:20
so funny

IM COVERED IN ...
By: J0kerCards. on 01 Dec 08, 23:49:48
IM COVERED IN BEEEEES!!

lol
By: chipzipzap. on 01 Dec 08, 17:41:58
lol

cake please
By: slim55shady. on 29 Nov 08, 18:00:56
cake please

haha the dress to ...
By: jakethemusicman. on 29 Nov 08, 15:46:47
haha the dress to kill show was hilarious.

Wow, you're pretty ...
By: zahabaha. on 29 Nov 08, 00:58:45
Wow, you're pretty idiotic. As original as Dane Cook? Yeah, except Eddie Izzard uses history in his acts and improvs all the time. While Dane Cook is not even considered a comic. If you don't like Eddie Izzard, its either because you have distaste for transvestites or you simply don't get it.

here's my comment.. ...
By: feralucce. on 28 Nov 08, 11:13:50
here's my comment.... why should you get credit for someone else's commentary... Eddie izzard is hilarious... you are just a video poster.

awesome awesome ...
By: dannyb9595. on 27 Nov 08, 17:56:15
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very funny
By: jinkazama444. on 27 Nov 08, 15:27:48
very funny

And it's "Cake or ...
By: lurion. on 27 Nov 08, 12:32:02
And it's "Cake or DEATH", not "Cake or dead".

i watched the whole ...
By: sairyfairy1993. on 26 Nov 08, 19:11:05
i watched the whole thing! i love eddie izzard :P pure genius xxx

i wont. thankyou xx ...
By: Gypsii1994. on 26 Nov 08, 18:54:17
i wont. thankyou xx :)

yeah you are right ...
By: mads1120. on 25 Nov 08, 11:23:01
yeah you are right :P

Yep- comparing Dane ...
By: jamanticus. on 25 Nov 08, 10:44:33
Yep- comparing Dane Cook to Eddie Izzard is like comparing a can of lukewarm diet soda to a bottle of fine champagne....No contest.

It's excellent ...
By: jamanticus. on 25 Nov 08, 10:43:00
It's excellent humour... Whoever says otherwise is entitled to their opinion, but will be labeled as rather ignorant.

whoa dont be so ...
By: youfuckingtoby. on 24 Nov 08, 20:53:50
whoa dont be so harsh on your self love jimmy carr aswell

hahaha bad humor xD ...
By: mads1120. on 24 Nov 08, 20:01:08
hahaha bad humor xD! "Cake or dead!"

oh right, just ...
By: Gypsii1994. on 24 Nov 08, 18:08:55
oh right, just shows what a fucking retard i am then!! cheers x

LOL
By: manutdmartinshaw. on 23 Nov 08, 23:31:51
LOL

yep
By: pregnantnproud. on 23 Nov 08, 23:27:18
yep

lmao, you missed ...
By: JonnyKay45. on 23 Nov 08, 13:52:37
lmao, you missed out the hitler bit at the end though

Eddie izzard has ...
By: youfuckingtoby. on 23 Nov 08, 11:52:50
Eddie izzard has been around longer than Jimmy Carr.

i swear he is the ...
By: Gypsii1994. on 22 Nov 08, 21:33:05
i swear he is the knew Jimmy Carr. lol hahaha xx

me to =]
By: nessynoonar. on 22 Nov 08, 15:51:11
me to =]

Eddie Izzard: Empires
Posted by: Vynjira

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Eddie Izzard discuses Empires and Wars and Deaths.

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we don't acctually ...
By: johnadams8000. on 24 Nov 08, 01:19:30
we don't acctually know what really killed hitler. we know that he killed himself. he had taken a siani capsule and then he shot himself. we don't know if the pill killed him, or the bullet. because you can shot yourself and not die from that.

This is so funny :) ...
By: greengiant4942. on 22 Nov 08, 21:36:18
This is so funny :) People are pathetic who are getting wound up over this. ITS A JOKE AND HES A COMEDIAN. If you can't handle grown up comedy don't watch it :)

Risk is a game , ...
By: revz999. on 11 Nov 08, 19:11:55
Risk is a game , its very hard

I agree. Hitler was ...
By: Gemyxaman. on 07 Nov 08, 06:28:39
I agree. Hitler was an idiot..=) Eddie is super!!

Dont be racist u ...
By: Tryad123. on 04 Nov 08, 19:49:27
Dont be racist u dick

Yes but his staff ...
By: mkarnerfors. on 04 Nov 08, 13:09:39
Yes but his staff burned his body.

Japan and the Axis ...
By: revz999. on 03 Nov 08, 18:30:19
Japan and the Axis (german) lost there empire

really? such a ...
By: Weava123. on 03 Nov 08, 14:10:26
really? such a thoughtful comment

Hitler Commit ...
By: revz999. on 29 Oct 08, 21:37:37
Hitler Commit suicide by killing his self i think his an idiot

Hes so great and ...
By: Emmais2cool. on 15 Oct 08, 19:18:38
Hes so great and rox i luv yooh Eddie Izzard

Actualy, Hitler was ...
By: LoverofLiszt. on 07 Oct 08, 22:04:14
Actualy, Hitler was not a vegitarian. His favorite food was, according to his chef, stuffed dove. But he kept a strict vegitable diet, since meat gave him GASES AND A STOMACKACKE. So much for the illution of Hitler as a strict massmurding-machine. "HEIL HITLER"...Phrfff.

"You kill ten ppl ...
By: Ecofreak96. on 04 Oct 08, 14:33:24
"You kill ten ppl you go to Texas and they hit you with a brick, that's what they do," HEck YEAH we do!!

do you have a flag ...
By: TheBlitz1. on 30 Sep 08, 01:48:36
do you have a flag lOL

he is hilarious!!
By: piepodpersonmann. on 24 Sep 08, 05:45:54
he is hilarious!!

Hitler never played ...
By: Squashua1510. on 22 Sep 08, 02:19:29
Hitler never played risk when he was a kid.

I think that's ...
By: lucifel07. on 01 Sep 08, 04:29:31
I think that's funny...because he was a mass murdering fucker...LOL. It makes me laugh EVERY time. Score for the upload!

i think ricky ...
By: zonkov88. on 25 Aug 08, 22:02:39
i think ricky gervais has funnier takes on hitler than him

He's so much fun to ...
By: leadchick. on 06 Aug 08, 08:28:15
He's so much fun to watch! I think it's great that he is now getting into acting, too. Thanks for the videos & much needed laughs.

lol evil you :p
By: rulkubara. on 27 Jul 08, 04:50:10
lol evil you :p

i clicked on ...
By: schticksngiggles. on 26 Jul 08, 15:03:56
i clicked on purpose.

Best as a ...
By: rockhardXD. on 26 Jul 08, 14:39:51
Best as a transvestite, not as funny on the riches or across the universe

can't get that tree ...
By: kiwimimi123. on 19 Jul 08, 05:03:41
can't get that tree, DAMN I WILL KILL THE WHOLE WORLD. and his face on 1:09

What an awsome ...
By: tvtownvideo. on 13 Jul 08, 05:46:54
What an awsome comical mind Eddie has!Thanks for the laughs!

ein zwei ein zwei ...
By: blindey. on 10 Jul 08, 15:40:17
ein zwei ein zwei build ein empire one two one two build a/an empire

What is it that he ...
By: quartrmster007. on 10 Jul 08, 12:48:25
What is it that he says right before "Build that empire." at :22?

Eddie Izzard - Evil Giraffe
Posted by: xpisceanstarx

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A short clip from Eddie Izzard's 'Glorious' dvd

Related: comedy, eddie, evil, giraffe, glorious, izzard

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"and then other ...
By: saishin10489. on 03 Dec 08, 13:37:17
"and then other giraffes may die.." omfg, he is so hilarious!!!

I love the Izz! ...
By: deadlyheels. on 02 Dec 08, 20:39:56
I love the Izz!Still want to bear his children from my virgin body.

lmao!! i LOVE eddie ...
By: casjack13. on 30 Nov 08, 21:11:41
lmao!! i LOVE eddie izzard!!!

<3 i love him lol
By: koalaluvr27. on 27 Nov 08, 18:55:25

"who are you to ...
By: kristinaluvsashley. on 26 Nov 08, 16:25:52
"who are you to judge me" lol

LOL! this is ...
By: kiwilurose. on 24 Nov 08, 14:14:04
LOL! this is great.His expressions are amazing.

ahaha i wondered ...
By: IPD07. on 23 Nov 08, 23:13:54
ahaha i wondered why this was familiar then i remembered i watched this dvd last night (:

HAHA I love his ...
By: ausoul. on 23 Nov 08, 12:13:18
HAHA I love his giraffe walk!!! 1:15

eddie has such a ...
By: jrnesbit. on 21 Nov 08, 20:17:52
eddie has such a personality that he could wear anything and people will always thinks it looks good.

That giraffe line ...
By: Mingus18. on 21 Nov 08, 07:28:16
That giraffe line may be the funniest thing I've ever heard, not even kidding.

... so that all ...
By: mahandrade123. on 20 Nov 08, 01:10:14
... so that all other giraffes may die... LOL!!

Oh my...he looks ...
By: RyukHatedDemon. on 17 Nov 08, 10:19:10
Oh my...he looks hot in his outfit...HELP ME!

oh gee i know!!!!!! ...
By: operaghost16. on 15 Nov 08, 23:19:04
oh gee i know!!!!!!!!! i want it soooooo bad!!!!!!!!!!! it whould make even MORE people scared of me knowing i could rip them open with a single hug! lol.

me too! i thought i ...
By: hopelessromantic94. on 15 Nov 08, 21:35:31
me too! i thought i was alone in envy of his awesome accesory!

and dress to kill
By: jphillips353. on 15 Nov 08, 15:05:22
and dress to kill

have another ...
By: simsgirlgem. on 14 Nov 08, 19:29:31
have another biscuit XD

I love this HOT red ...
By: deadlyheels. on 13 Nov 08, 18:49:41
I love this HOT red suit! I wish he would put his mouth on my body.

I love that HOT red ...
By: deadlyheels. on 13 Nov 08, 18:48:27
I love that HOT red suit! I wish he would put his mouth on my body.

He should be ...
By: TheAntiPleb. on 13 Nov 08, 17:14:37
He should be touring the UK in 2009.

Eddie Izzard refers ...
By: TheAntiPleb. on 13 Nov 08, 17:14:20
Eddie Izzard refers to himself as a male lesbian.

not many people can ...
By: jphillips353. on 13 Nov 08, 16:17:53
not many people can pull off heels, leather and stubble you know...apart from eddie :D

yarr but on the ...
By: jphillips353. on 12 Nov 08, 21:39:18
yarr but on the french "circle" he calls himself a male lesbian

Enough already! My ...
By: machinecheck. on 11 Nov 08, 23:25:12
Enough already! My bad - death by tray it shall be - see youse in the Death Star Canteen.

I WANT HIS CHOKER!! ...
By: operaghost16. on 11 Nov 08, 02:12:52
I WANT HIS CHOKER!!!!!!

EL OH EL
By: maplefan94. on 10 Nov 08, 22:16:03
EL OH EL

Eddie Izzard-Stoned Olympics
Posted by: avva66

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A very funny part of Eddie Izzards
Circle. Enjoy.

Related: 420, 420, 4:20, bäng, cannabis, eddie, hasch, humor, izzard, joint, lesbian, olympics, spliff, stoned, stoner, transvestite, wasted

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