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chuck norris witze
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chuck norris witze gesprochen

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meine sehr geehrten ...
By: pope2pac. on 04 Dec 08, 19:47:18
meine sehr geehrten damen udn herren, liebe neger omfg chuck 4 live

omg ich liebe ...
By: pornkingjo. on 04 Dec 08, 09:08:02
omg ich liebe chuuuuuuuuck!

Chuk norrisí sikiyim
By: 62sezo30. on 04 Dec 08, 06:05:15
Chuk norrisí sikiyim

spasst witzchen für ...
By: 5finga. on 03 Dec 08, 20:25:17
spasst witzchen für behinderte

Das hat Heinrich ...
By: SPeety. on 03 Dec 08, 18:16:08
Das hat Heinrich Lübke, der Bundespräsident 1962 angeblich bei einem Staatsbesuch in Afrika gesagt... Is dann wohl ne Anspielung darauf ;)

es heisst martial ...
By: NelsonAlfredo. on 03 Dec 08, 17:30:59
es heisst martial arts und nicht material arts du blöde sau

hör ich das am ...
By: Hockeygamer93. on 03 Dec 08, 16:04:23
hör ich das am anfang richtig?? neger?? was soll das?

Wie heißt die ...
By: dragonlena. on 03 Dec 08, 15:00:32
Wie heißt die Hintergrundmusik?

chuck norris ist ...
By: ballerburgmann. on 03 Dec 08, 02:07:33
chuck norris ist das beste chuk norris wird nicht nass das wasser wir chuck norris xd alda voll geil 5 sterne

chuck norris ...
By: BombaWeed. on 02 Dec 08, 21:29:57
chuck norris schläft nicht... er wartet ^^

Manchen leuten ...
By: blacknredrose. on 02 Dec 08, 18:55:26
Manchen leuten würde ich auch ganz gern mal einen roundhouse-kick verpassen :D *grins

Chuck Norris ...
By: wearsterdzfughijk. on 02 Dec 08, 17:44:22
Chuck Norris schwitzt nicht beim kaken, die kake schwitzt beim Chuck Norrisen. Zu Geil

chuck norris hat 10 ...
By: CoccoLiLa. on 02 Dec 08, 17:11:45
chuck norris hat 10 stinkefinger!!!! xDD

er sucht nicht, er ...
By: TPainBlog. on 02 Dec 08, 17:03:57
er sucht nicht, er findet lol^^

roundhouse kick ...
By: attaxbyte. on 02 Dec 08, 15:12:16
roundhouse kick rockt xD

chuk norris schläft ...
By: xXxVizaCxXx. on 02 Dec 08, 14:05:23
chuk norris schläft nicht er wartet ..hehe

Chuck Norris hat ...
By: EP126HD. on 02 Dec 08, 14:04:37
Chuck Norris hat schon zwei mal bis unendlich gezählt!! Wie geil!!!

übels geil echt so ...
By: 99kittycat99. on 02 Dec 08, 14:02:28
übels geil echt so hamma :D:D:D

das ist so giel ^^
By: neisijone. on 02 Dec 08, 12:30:49
das ist so giel ^^

Überhaupt nicht ...
By: SencerDePlaya. on 02 Dec 08, 10:13:19
Überhaupt nicht witzig voll schlecht ! alle die darüber lachen sind totelé Zocker Noobs und voll die opfer´s

Boah, einfach zum ...
By: Sanion20. on 02 Dec 08, 09:13:05
Boah, einfach zum rofl´n xD

einfach zu fett xD
By: Videoexporter. on 02 Dec 08, 07:07:03
einfach zu fett xD

5:13 zu geil xD
By: FettesMc. on 02 Dec 08, 02:23:47
5:13 zu geil xD

oh wie recht du ...
By: maxibuende. on 01 Dec 08, 20:02:02
oh wie recht du hast :D dachte ich hab mich verhört :D

UPs ich meinte 2:43 ...
By: Fiischstab. on 01 Dec 08, 18:02:00
UPs ich meinte 2:43 xDD Sry :D

$Mike Huckabee Ad: \"Chuck Norris Approved\"$

Mike Huckabee Ad: "Chuck Norris Approved"
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Mike Huckabee and Chuck Norris review facts about Governor Huckabee.

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Hey ...
By: Nintendee. on 05 Dec 08, 06:02:54
Hey RadiantEclipseBand get a life dude, because your an embarressment.

You all make me ...
By: RadiantEclipseBand. on 05 Dec 08, 04:54:30
You all make me sick with your chuck norris jokes! Il fight everyone who tells another chuck norris joke! I just posted a new video called FIGHT CHALLENGE TO CHUCK NORRIS! Me challenging the wimp and ANY of his fans to a fight! Check it out! And if you got a problem with the gut, your gettin a gutshot!

Best...political ad ...
By: FOXGEAR92. on 05 Dec 08, 04:26:23
Best...political ad...ever....

sure they do, ...
By: jacobssandy. on 05 Dec 08, 03:37:37
sure they do, nobody older than 4 years old would still be interested in such lame little jokes if they didn't really get convinced and enjoy the idea of Chuck Norris being so great. I mean you honestly believe all those little sayings are funny after the first time you heard them? No, it's just become a pop culture thing which has replaced the guys who deserve the attention.

Chuck Norris never ...
By: gamerchick1o1. on 05 Dec 08, 02:47:28
Chuck Norris never hit puberty. Why? It wouldn't change a thing.

no one on earth can ...
By: hadesrulzgreenday. on 05 Dec 08, 02:44:26
no one on earth can beat up chuck norris. he has a third fist under his beard

no one really takes ...
By: Ambidextrouskater. on 05 Dec 08, 02:43:18
no one really takes it serriuosly tho.. the chuck norris jokes are just supposed to be funnny

but it's sad that ...
By: jacobssandy. on 05 Dec 08, 00:51:22
but it's sad that someone like Chuck Norris gains this stupid legendary status completely undeservedly and a guy like Bruce Lee who actually deserves recognition is unknown by the majority of people today.

Ah don't be a ...
By: FireyDan. on 05 Dec 08, 00:27:38
Ah don't be a spoilsport :p Its just some good ol' fun

Chuck Norris ...
By: Killazaa. on 04 Dec 08, 23:26:16
Chuck Norris doesn't have AIDS... Because AIDS is afraid of getting Chuck.

o rly?
By: gamerperson2. on 04 Dec 08, 21:46:41
o rly?

Chuck Norris' blood ...
By: gamerperson2. on 04 Dec 08, 21:46:19
Chuck Norris' blood cures cancer. Too bad he doesn't bleed

Chuck Norris will ...
By: BillHassel. on 04 Dec 08, 06:51:38
Chuck Norris will go back in time and murder all your ancestors with a roundhouse to their heads and then a viewing of Forest Warrior to finish off the survivors.

what else could it ...
By: jacobssandy. on 04 Dec 08, 05:11:19
what else could it have been? Chuck Norris is just a Bruce Lee coattail riding homo who has earned fame from teenage boys who made up tons of jokes up about him.

CHUCK NORRIS RULES
By: thundermeditater. on 04 Dec 08, 04:32:34
CHUCK NORRIS RULES

Chuck Norris' semen ...
By: raulbot. on 04 Dec 08, 02:00:10
Chuck Norris' semen cures cancer. Too bad he has AIDS.

You stfu up to :P
By: FireyDan. on 04 Dec 08, 00:42:48
You stfu up to :P

Oh stfu :P
By: FireyDan. on 04 Dec 08, 00:42:34
Oh stfu :P

DO YOU HATE CHUCK ...
By: RadiantEclipseBand. on 03 Dec 08, 23:30:46
DO YOU HATE CHUCK NORRIS? He makes my gut sick! I just made a new video called FIGHT CHALLENGE TO CHUCK NORRIS! Me challenging him and all his fans to a fight! Check it out! Chucks day of reckoning will come! ABOLISH CHUCK!

DO NOT STOP ...
By: jakeIIpetre. on 03 Dec 08, 20:29:37
DO NOT STOP READING? ONCE U START! U WILL BE MURDERED AT 3:00 AM BY A TALKING DOLL, THE DOLL MIGHT FORGIVE YOU IF YOU POST THIS TO AT LEAST 4 VIDEOS (sorry guyz but i dont want to be murdered) sorry

lol very true
By: edgarbm95. on 03 Dec 08, 04:05:51
lol very true

uh i think we need ...
By: Vega222. on 03 Dec 08, 01:59:22
uh i think we need a recount cause he won!

this ad
By: jacobssandy. on 02 Dec 08, 19:27:55
this ad

This ad is why he ...
By: ray0514. on 02 Dec 08, 14:26:41
This ad is why he didn't win. LOL

DON"T READ THIS: ...
By: bandet86. on 02 Dec 08, 01:17:48
DON"T READ THIS: one night a litte boy sat alone at home waiting 4 his mommy to come home.....she never did.....the next day he woke up in his bed he asumed his mom was home so he went into her room and she wasn't there. he heard something in the closet so he opend it and...alll he saw was a statue of a man murdering a woman with a knife....If you don't forward this message to 5 to 20 videao's in 5 minutes you will expirence the same horror. DON'T MESS UP OR CHEA

bruce lee x chuck norris
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Those are high ...
By: Plurstash. on 05 Dec 08, 06:11:21
Those are high trousers.

Dude i like chuck ...
By: nightmarethe3. on 05 Dec 08, 05:26:06
Dude i like chuck norris as much as the next guy, but bruce lee would seriously kick chuck's little american ass

chuck norris ain't ...
By: ILR187. on 05 Dec 08, 04:26:04
chuck norris ain't so tough

yeah no andykpo ...
By: elmstreet777. on 05 Dec 08, 01:26:20
yeah no andykpo bruce would whoop chuck like it was nothing . do you research

Muy lindo videito y ...
By: andykpo. on 05 Dec 08, 01:06:36
Muy lindo videito y todo, parece ser que el sr. lee les gana a todos, pero en la vida real quien esta muerto ? Bruce. :D

its an analogy, fool
By: DeStryke51. on 04 Dec 08, 23:17:57
its an analogy, fool

looks like mortal ...
By: Mikenog. on 04 Dec 08, 21:28:22
looks like mortal kombat game -__-.

Chuck Norris acts ...
By: M3lv1n720. on 04 Dec 08, 20:32:35
Chuck Norris acts too arrogant. You know what happens to arrogant people don't you?

lol look at chuck ...
By: ELEMENTrocker19. on 04 Dec 08, 19:12:15
lol look at chuck norris, he looks like a gorilla with his chest hair!

Gotta love that ...
By: ghost2ber. on 04 Dec 08, 17:40:37
Gotta love that crazy zoooming action, eh?

all that is right ...
By: ikickasslee. on 04 Dec 08, 09:57:37
all that is right but just becoz ur fat dosent mean u cant fight lol bruce lee owns

What the hell does ...
By: tock5510. on 04 Dec 08, 06:57:50
What the hell does NBA have to do anything with Chuck Norris? Is it just because your an NBA fan?

Chuck Norris is ...
By: Aerfji420. on 04 Dec 08, 06:35:22
Chuck Norris is like a street basketball player. They do fancy moves and such to impress people. But when they face NBA player. People realize that they do not have stamina, fundamentals, and strength to match NBA players.

stop watching ...
By: Aerfji420. on 04 Dec 08, 06:32:11
stop watching movies and come back to real life. Just leave out movies and this clip w/e. First, Body fitness as I talked about. Bruce Lee has perfect body fitness and flexiblity. Ridiculously small amount of fat and extremely developed muscles enable him to kick faster and stronger than others. He even took caution in what he was eating avoiding junk food and such. Comparing Chuck Norris to Bruce Lee is like comparing street basketball players to Top NBA player who has skill and fitness...

Have you ever seen ...
By: LOCOFORMCR. on 04 Dec 08, 06:05:39
Have you ever seen an episode of Walker Texas Ranger??? What about Delta Force?? K if u have how can you honestly say that Bruce is better than Chuck.

fuck bruce lee ...
By: jtarrant617. on 04 Dec 08, 04:49:51
fuck bruce lee chuck norris is man

actually... Chuck ...
By: Aerfji420. on 04 Dec 08, 04:39:51
actually... Chuck Norris was nothing when Bruce Lee was famous. Chuck Norris is just a movie star while Bruce Lee is martial artist who became a movie star. Just look at Bruce Lee's fitness. Do you really think that Chuck Norris can fight fast and strong as Bruce Lee? look at his fat. Bruce Lee doesn't even go full speed in his movie because camera in those days couldn't quite follow his motion. There are number of instances that in his movies camera man asked him to slow his kick down.

really? I had no ...
By: Aerfji420. on 04 Dec 08, 04:34:01
really? I had no idea. Are you sure?

but this was bruce ...
By: MetroidKong. on 04 Dec 08, 03:15:18
but this was bruce lee's movie and he wanted to win.

0:46 is the best ...
By: glust89. on 04 Dec 08, 03:14:00
0:46 is the best moment ! :))

LOL I love the ...
By: ruhtraeel. on 04 Dec 08, 03:07:42
LOL I love the little punch at 3:05

Of course it's not ...
By: ruhtraeel. on 04 Dec 08, 03:04:02
Of course it's not his fighting style, otherwise there would be no Chuck Norris today.

chuck just got ...
By: CWTW. on 04 Dec 08, 01:17:51
chuck just got fuckin owned yo anyone know that bruces mother was a german and a chinese mix, that makes bruce like 25% german? LOLL

celebratingfantasy ...
By: Bloodlovefreak. on 04 Dec 08, 00:45:41
celebratingfantasy People die for different reasons. Are you suggesting that the strongest martial artist has to have a ling life? Some people who don't practice martial arts live longer than the masters which is why I find your response strange and somewhat childish.

just imagine how ...
By: LOCOFORMCR. on 04 Dec 08, 00:24:21
just imagine how much money it took to make this scene. because as everyone knows there is no way Chuck Norris can be beat.

Will It Blend? - Chuck Norris
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We've really been struggling to find something that could challenge the Total Blender's blending capabilities. What could we blend that's stronger than anything we've ever blended? Then it hit us like a roundhouse kick to the face...Chuck Norris!

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Chuck Norris ...
By: kulshanbz. on 04 Dec 08, 03:05:00
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep... he waits. Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man. He gave Baby Jesus the gift of beard, who wore it proudly to his dying day. The other three wise men used their combined influence to have Chuck Norris omitted from the Bible. Shortly thereafter, they all died roundhouse kick related deaths. The movie "Anaconda" was filmed entirely in Chuck Norris' pants. Chuck Norris' penis has its own zip code and at Christmastime it gets more letters than Santa.

im posting this to ...
By: moronman8888. on 28 Nov 08, 17:55:45
im posting this to videos so that ppl can be aware... user "xlmh9" hacked onto my account and deleted some of my videos... if anyone knows how to report this, please do so.

Um.. The earth ...
By: 0DW. on 28 Nov 08, 01:13:38
Um.. The earth doesn't revolved around the sun chuck norris is awesome?

Most guys hav to ...
By: DarkstarDeck. on 26 Nov 08, 23:13:00
Most guys hav to use their penis to have a girl use her virginity, chuck norris can roundhouse kick it out of them.

Chuck Norris can ...
By: moronman8888. on 26 Nov 08, 03:09:36
Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee. the last thing you ever see is Chuck Norris. when there is fire, you stop drop and roll. when there is Chuck Norris, you stop drop and die. chuck norris invented the apple. when chuck norris falls in water, he doesnt get wet; water gets chuck norris.

All girls are born ...
By: DarkstarDeck. on 25 Nov 08, 22:22:24
All girls are born without their virginity. Why? Ask Chuck Norris.

In the begining, ...
By: DarkstarDeck. on 25 Nov 08, 22:18:56
In the begining, there waws chuck norris

when chuck norris ...
By: DarkstarDeck. on 25 Nov 08, 22:16:58
when chuck norris does a pushup, he dosent go up, the earth goes down.

Chuck Norris house ...
By: TheTitto. on 25 Nov 08, 20:12:07
Chuck Norris house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

There is no 'ctrl' ...
By: audioslavelover. on 24 Nov 08, 23:30:15
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Chuck Norris took a ...
By: xRach95x. on 24 Nov 08, 16:53:17
Chuck Norris took a hundred sleeping pills. They made him blink.

Chuck Norris is ...
By: Maxskits10. on 22 Nov 08, 20:38:29
Chuck Norris is like the creator of the universe.

chuck norris can do ...
By: colo321. on 20 Nov 08, 23:45:10
chuck norris can do anything. i got to call him to clean my house lol

u meen u sucked ur ...
By: claynate. on 20 Nov 08, 21:07:51
u meen u sucked ur moms

chuck norris can ...
By: xxcurnuxx. on 19 Nov 08, 02:33:06
chuck norris can slam a revolving door

Bad guy smoke!!
By: WindowsXpHelp. on 13 Nov 08, 19:28:06
Bad guy smoke!!

Chuck Norris can ...
By: 619is619reymysterio. on 02 Nov 08, 14:07:43
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

kids wear superman ...
By: guinarshredder. on 31 Oct 08, 20:32:11
kids wear superman pj's, superrman wears Chuck Norris pj's!!!!!

Chuck Norris Rules!
By: portalcake625. on 28 Oct 08, 03:33:35
Chuck Norris Rules!

when chuck norris ...
By: teanest. on 13 Oct 08, 02:22:29
when chuck norris does a push up he does not go up the world goes down

Its Not Fake, Its a ...
By: blkchocobo101. on 09 Oct 08, 14:38:26
Its Not Fake, Its a Blen Tec Blender can blen anything.

Chuck Norris sleeps ...
By: bob39645. on 05 Oct 08, 14:54:49
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light, not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

what doesnt this ...
By: richards98. on 02 Oct 08, 22:47:20
what doesnt this blender blend

chuck norris sucked ...
By: joebevis92. on 30 Sep 08, 16:46:40
chuck norris sucked my dick

Chuck Norris ...
By: shadowmariogalaxy64. on 24 Sep 08, 21:12:05
Chuck Norris doesn't need a video to tell us he rules. When we're born, Chuck Norris appears and brainwashes you, making you think he's awesome. NOT THINK! He is awesome!

Bruce Lee vs Chuck Norris in Rome - Way of the dragon
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Bruce Lee vs Chuck Norris in Rome - Way of the dragon

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ha thats such a ...
By: ThatsBoyz79. on 05 Dec 08, 04:06:39
ha thats such a random kitten spectating and probably betting on chuck norris...i know i would. GO KITTEN!!!

this was special ...
By: arale345. on 05 Dec 08, 01:59:43
this was special effects, the reason??? chuck norris still alive... bruce lee don't. ... and the reason of why is that kitty in that fight, its because its chuck's cat HES CHUCK NORRIS, BITCH!!!

when chuck norris ...
By: idkyou1. on 05 Dec 08, 01:35:53
when chuck norris does push-ups, he doesn't lift his body , he pushes the earth down

thats true. but ...
By: daagt. on 05 Dec 08, 01:10:37
thats true. but people ruined chuck norris with all those shitty jokes.

Still living in ...
By: samuraiyao. on 05 Dec 08, 00:06:20
Still living in your parents basement I see...

chucks a hairy ...
By: hvhvhvhm. on 04 Dec 08, 23:40:03
chucks a hairy fucker

This was one of the ...
By: Jpmc10. on 04 Dec 08, 21:01:52
This was one of the best Effects of that year, Chuck actually beat him. :P

i dont understand ...
By: deathkittin. on 04 Dec 08, 18:08:33
i dont understand why the kitten is there

Chuck just won't ...
By: travro25. on 04 Dec 08, 17:15:31
Chuck just won't stay down!!

lol ppl saying fuck ...
By: simfamSP. on 04 Dec 08, 13:05:56
lol ppl saying fuck chuck at least he had the balls to fight bruce lee even if he was just acting tell me would one of u go againt bruce lee in a real fight i wont lol so think about that instead of saying fuck chuck

bruce could cover ...
By: tobie5000. on 04 Dec 08, 12:40:54
bruce could cover up a lot with his act

chuck should of ...
By: tamaking04. on 04 Dec 08, 04:38:11
chuck should of been lik NORRIS KICK! and there goes the kitty

chuck is harry lol
By: tamaking04. on 04 Dec 08, 04:37:24
chuck is harry lol

MORTAL KOMBAT!!! ...
By: LGDE569. on 04 Dec 08, 03:51:58
MORTAL KOMBAT!!! dena dena dena dena dena

Chuck was a student ...
By: SicVic426. on 04 Dec 08, 01:24:54
Chuck was a student of bruce lee

wtf random ass ...
By: shmiddy8. on 03 Dec 08, 23:01:37
wtf random ass kitten at 0:53 lol

5:58 to 6:10 he ...
By: Thespdsofdrknss0. on 03 Dec 08, 21:27:43
5:58 to 6:10 he tried 2 copy his style and got his ass kicked lol

your an idiot!
By: UTo098. on 03 Dec 08, 17:16:59
your an idiot!

Looooooooooool =D
By: EisFront. on 03 Dec 08, 15:13:47
Looooooooooool =D

take it on bruce ...
By: muchoaznguru. on 03 Dec 08, 10:57:11
take it on bruce lee mother fucker, ill get my triad homeboys and ak47 ur ass

BRUCE LEEE THE BEST ...
By: kdr534. on 03 Dec 08, 06:11:09
BRUCE LEEE THE BEST!!!

wow!!! walker texas ...
By: hustlaman1. on 03 Dec 08, 05:01:18
wow!!! walker texas ranger you got your ass kickked! by BRUCE LEE!

dont enter bruce ...
By: wowbeez222. on 03 Dec 08, 04:37:59
dont enter bruce lee's dragon fist of fury baby!

while Bruce lee was ...
By: jjkwel1. on 03 Dec 08, 02:19:33
while Bruce lee was called by Dana White "The father of mixed martial arts. even if Brock Lesnar was on roids it's not as if the people who are taking the roids are necessarily benefiting from it anyway. so from those facts do u still think it would be an even fight? experience and wisdom always wins! Please dont chop of my head... just speaking my mind

lol i don't want my ...
By: jjkwel1. on 03 Dec 08, 02:19:16
lol i don't want my head to get chopped of by any 1, also im not trying to take sides or anything like that, just gunna put some facts into this intresting verbal fight ... i hate verbal fights but i gotta say this, but u all know that Martial arts was originally founded by the asian people, plus brock lesnar who was accused of using steroids (im not saying he does just pointing it out)has on recently started winning MMA tournaments... now to page 2 lol

Chuck norris facts
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Chuck norris reading the chuck norris facts

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Chuck Norris killed ...
By: sandyman002. on 05 Dec 08, 05:48:16
Chuck Norris killed the metal

Jesus walks on ...
By: MinuteMarch. on 04 Dec 08, 23:40:42
Jesus walks on water. CHUCK NORRIS SWIMS IN LAND

george bush said ...
By: narutobuttertoast. on 04 Dec 08, 22:47:13
george bush said iraq had weapns of mas destruction but he lied chuvk norris was in oklahoma

James Cameron ...
By: shinobitech13. on 04 Dec 08, 21:46:48
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

yes he has, A.LL ...
By: stormrage1992. on 04 Dec 08, 20:53:17
yes he has, A.LL I.S D.EAD S.ON!

Agreed.
By: Woodz0r. on 04 Dec 08, 07:29:36
Agreed.

Bruce still owns ...
By: Woodz0r. on 04 Dec 08, 07:29:10
Bruce still owns him, dead or alive.

OMG OMG OMG
By: GmodAdict. on 04 Dec 08, 05:37:04
OMG OMG OMG

Chuck Norris put ...
By: Knetschkopf. on 04 Dec 08, 02:13:19
Chuck Norris put the laughter into slaughter!

Chuck Norris' semen ...
By: raulbot. on 04 Dec 08, 01:57:30
Chuck Norris' semen cures cancer. Too bad he has AIDS.

so awsome!!!
By: paloma238. on 04 Dec 08, 01:39:10
so awsome!!!

ahahahahahahahahhaha
By: TheFriendsInMyHead. on 04 Dec 08, 01:19:32
ahahahahahahahahhaha

CHUCK!!! IS AWESOME!
By: tehKingpin1337. on 04 Dec 08, 01:15:07
CHUCK!!! IS AWESOME!

DO YOU HATE CHUCK ...
By: RadiantEclipseBand. on 03 Dec 08, 23:32:26
DO YOU HATE CHUCK NORRIS? He makes my gut sick! I just made a new video called FIGHT CHALLENGE TO CHUCK NORRIS! Me challenging him and all his fans to a fight! Check it out! Chucks day of reckoning will come! ABOLISH CHUCK!

I bet if Bruce was ...
By: Albion08shAded. on 03 Dec 08, 23:04:45
I bet if Bruce was still alive, Bruce will be the one originating the jokes instead of Chuck Norris, because Bruce is the Kryptonite of Chuck.

Chuck Norris beat's ...
By: herogna. on 03 Dec 08, 22:38:40
Chuck Norris beat's the ods with he's fist! Chuck Norris is the reason that chris crocker is gay!

care?
By: herogna. on 03 Dec 08, 22:38:21
care?

Chuck Norris ...
By: MexSkate69. on 03 Dec 08, 21:42:28
Chuck Norris doesn't need a clock, he decides what time it is!!! Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and he get it!!!

chuck norris went ...
By: Xin13. on 03 Dec 08, 21:41:56
chuck norris went to the virgin islands for vacation. When he left, they were just the islands. chuck norris can move at speeds of 780mph on three fingers. chuck norris can't be arrested for breaking the law, simply because he IS the law.

chuck norris make a ...
By: luganolacapitale. on 03 Dec 08, 18:26:04
chuck norris make a wheely with a unicicle

Unfortunately Bruce ...
By: CSSuser. on 03 Dec 08, 17:03:22
Unfortunately Bruce died ... so Chuck is now indestructible

lmao
By: temozachika. on 03 Dec 08, 11:06:26
lmao

When you open a can ...
By: runn1ng1. on 03 Dec 08, 11:03:39
When you open a can of whoop-ass, Chuck Norris jumps out

When Chuck Norriss ...
By: runn1ng1. on 03 Dec 08, 11:02:55
When Chuck Norriss wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, Dont worry about it honey, and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, Never question Chuck Norris

The only thing that ...
By: Woodz0r. on 03 Dec 08, 07:39:21
The only thing that can kill Chuck Norris is... Bruce Lee.

Super Chuck Norris bros demo game pwnage
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to all the idiots , heres the download of it!
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ALSO VISIT MY MINICITY AND KEEP IT ALIVE!!
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THis is made in ...
By: xDarkLuigix. on 05 Dec 08, 02:30:10
THis is made in Game Make , right?

oh wow i would 2 ...
By: starfoxhero. on 04 Dec 08, 23:13:21
oh wow i would 2 play this!

Lol gamemaker
By: Oblivionmodder23. on 04 Dec 08, 18:08:38
Lol gamemaker

seems like you have ...
By: kenx0171. on 04 Dec 08, 06:56:16
seems like you have fun

eriously, is there ...
By: hoosherdaddy. on 04 Dec 08, 03:51:52
eriously, is there nothing he cant do?

this game only have ...
By: megatallica20. on 04 Dec 08, 01:03:14
this game only have one level??????

enemies Chucked ...
By: CSSuser. on 03 Dec 08, 19:59:53
enemies Chucked Norrised: 104

fuckin big ...
By: wolfz182. on 03 Dec 08, 10:55:27
fuckin big xDxDxDDXDDXDXDXDXDXD xD ow fkkkk :D he cut the clouds to 2 piece looooooool xD

loooooooool
By: GOLDR0GER. on 03 Dec 08, 03:46:45
loooooooool

This is unrealistic ...
By: olmesy. on 02 Dec 08, 21:12:37
This is unrealistic. Chuck norris doesn't go back to get the ones he missed. they just blow up

holy sh** what a ...
By: pinguinitito. on 02 Dec 08, 20:52:38
holy sh** what a game!!!! LOL is it coming for ps3?

ROFL
By: HufflepuffTheGreat. on 02 Dec 08, 03:15:20
ROFL

he gets a shot gun ...
By: l0stedminds. on 01 Dec 08, 05:57:34
he gets a shot gun then a saw then a flame thrower

that game is really ...
By: GainfulOhio. on 01 Dec 08, 03:21:46
that game is really fun

Wow, and it didn't ...
By: InfuserGod. on 01 Dec 08, 02:11:15
Wow, and it didn't show what happened when he got the mushrooms or stars! O_o

what's Game Maker?
By: StinkyCheeseMan987. on 01 Dec 08, 01:01:51
what's Game Maker?

This was made with ...
By: floodphobia777. on 30 Nov 08, 22:25:39
This was made with Game Maker.

omg gimme this game!
By: RDSchley. on 30 Nov 08, 09:29:06
omg gimme this game!

it looks kind of ...
By: matsunari1905. on 29 Nov 08, 23:41:25
it looks kind of fun... LOL

uber pwnage! xD
By: colinpownz. on 29 Nov 08, 22:30:18
uber pwnage! xD

omg he dosent need ...
By: Luisramcantu. on 29 Nov 08, 21:32:45
omg he dosent need a gun to kill the creatures. Best part, fuck the flag, boom!!! XD

holy crap that ...
By: kombat311. on 29 Nov 08, 01:52:11
holy crap that looks massive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

made in game maker
By: HermesTheMessanger. on 28 Nov 08, 20:23:56
made in game maker

a magical hippie ...
By: whiteandnerdy2damax. on 28 Nov 08, 16:59:04
a magical hippie who started a religon

HAHHAHAHA
By: piinksugar19. on 28 Nov 08, 15:14:31
HAHHAHAHA

chuck norris karate kommandos
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80s cartoon featuring chuck norris. try and do a shot everytime they say his name!

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chuck norris isn't ...
By: idontknow2yatube. on 03 Dec 08, 18:21:47
chuck norris isn't a black belt,he is a norris belt!

oh jeez lol
By: shrint. on 03 Dec 08, 02:09:40
oh jeez lol

Pepper:Its too ...
By: HppyEmoKid. on 01 Dec 08, 22:18:09
Pepper:Its too dangerous Chuck NOTHINGS TO DANGEROUS FOR CHUCK NORRIS!

This actually ...
By: frosum. on 01 Dec 08, 02:16:05
This actually happened. The series was just different chapters from Chuck Norris' Journal. This happens to be Chapter 27, "My Trip to the Aquarium."

chuck norris hated ...
By: mrtorressayshello. on 30 Nov 08, 05:53:47
chuck norris hated scuba diving construction workers apparently

hahahahahahahaha ...
By: crash6917. on 30 Nov 08, 03:52:21
hahahahahahahaha lol a chuck norris cartoon!!!

true fact: this ...
By: arale345. on 29 Nov 08, 00:42:50
true fact: this serie was cancelled by the efects that produced in all the litle kids in the usa. listening to many times the name of our god is dangeorous for health

Fucking Chuck ...
By: peliparado94. on 28 Nov 08, 01:17:38
Fucking Chuck Norris. (The botton to give - to my coment is on the corner ahahaha)

Blood doesn't get ...
By: crackman64. on 27 Nov 08, 03:05:13
Blood doesn't get on his boots out of fear.

wow now i have seen ...
By: cusickdanny. on 26 Nov 08, 17:10:28
wow now i have seen everthing eceept a man eating his own head and thats alot of shots u have to take

Chuck Norris has ...
By: p0rt31. on 25 Nov 08, 21:06:36
Chuck Norris has been to the internet. Like, 37 times.

Once, while having ...
By: jsmithent. on 24 Nov 08, 01:33:05
Once, while having sex in a truck, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

FAKE that isn´t ...
By: apfelkeksII. on 23 Nov 08, 21:40:20
FAKE that isn´t chuck norris!

Now I understand ...
By: hal9khal. on 23 Nov 08, 17:32:17
Now I understand that I can by shocked anytime :-D

I grew up in the ...
By: solace098. on 17 Nov 08, 04:05:59
I grew up in the 80s, and used to wonder why I was such a dork. Now I realize it is because of stuff like this. Ridiculously hilarious. (Not that I watched this crap. I was more of a "Mr. T" fan.)

i remeber this show ...
By: CodeGeasser. on 16 Nov 08, 20:47:08
i remeber this show it was funny lol

looooooooooooooool
By: Cheeseitnow. on 15 Nov 08, 16:00:05
looooooooooooooool

I bet he kicks that ...
By: JG129. on 13 Nov 08, 19:49:29
I bet he kicks that deadly dolphins ass !!!

LOL the super ninja ...
By: sgtcojonez. on 12 Nov 08, 16:49:21
LOL the super ninja looks and talks just like the Cobra commander

epic.....fail
By: dkbust3r. on 12 Nov 08, 16:44:19
epic.....fail

lol thats meesed up
By: fightforthenight14. on 10 Nov 08, 22:10:32
lol thats meesed up

they said chuck ...
By: Arekkusu723. on 10 Nov 08, 21:31:19
they said chuck norris/chuck/norris 12 times!

Chuck dosent need ...
By: thatbigolhead. on 10 Nov 08, 00:12:46
Chuck dosent need any retarded "friends" for anything other than cleanin his bloodstained boots

Oh, I thought you ...
By: crackman64. on 09 Nov 08, 23:44:43
Oh, I thought you meant that the cartoon his kick made was bloody, so the editors censored it.

yeah, that didn't ...
By: pifras. on 09 Nov 08, 23:41:07
yeah, that didn't make much sense. sorry. I was saying that some one might of walked past chuck while he was kicking and got his head kicked off by accident (following the idea that chuck kicked the film to make him apear on it) and the blood plattered onto the film. so editors had to cut the frames with blood smeard on it for broadcast hence the bad animation.

The Chuck Norris Rap
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This is a rap I wrote all about Chuck Norris. F$%^ Yeah! Enjoy and spread...
Cinematography by Cisco McCarthy
Features Blake Lewis, your next American Idol (license plate and teeth guy)
Also, check out my Snakes On A Plane Rap
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NORRIS
By: robotchicken912. on 04 Dec 08, 17:42:53
NORRIS

Creative
By: tookoo559. on 04 Dec 08, 17:28:00
Creative

they sound like ...
By: how2magic. on 04 Dec 08, 07:30:19
they sound like they stole a rythm of music from 3OH!3 just kinda i guess lol im dumb aahahah

that was some ...
By: LordRhyme. on 03 Dec 08, 15:21:05
that was some awesome shit right there haha...

1.hold? your breth ...
By: OHSNAP8888. on 03 Dec 08, 01:56:54
1.hold? your breth 2.copy and paste this coment to a diffrent video 3.if you do that without taking one breath your a good kisser

type in finding ...
By: linkster5564. on 02 Dec 08, 00:32:39
type in finding chuck norris on google and click im feeling lucky and a mesage apers that says google wil not search for chuck norris because google knows you dont find chuck norris he finds you

great video!!!
By: foolkillah. on 01 Dec 08, 18:39:05
great video!!!

chuck norris`s ...
By: 62cky4powerthirst. on 01 Dec 08, 00:19:47
chuck norris`s cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.

I NEED MP3!!!!
By: Rcrocker1. on 30 Nov 08, 09:37:11
I NEED MP3!!!!

dude that sucks ...
By: KillerBear111. on 30 Nov 08, 05:05:30
dude that sucks that you cant laugh...

HaHa this is funny ...
By: penisinwonderland. on 29 Nov 08, 22:46:58
HaHa this is funny (: lol .

i couldn't laugh...
By: balukaaaa91. on 29 Nov 08, 18:48:28
i couldn't laugh...

im not angry i was ...
By: gamernird324. on 28 Nov 08, 20:10:28
im not angry i was just sayin

dude chill, just ...
By: RagingBladez. on 28 Nov 08, 19:38:09
dude chill, just because i never heard of him, doesnt mean u get all angry. Such a retarded wasteman.

Good shit man. How ...
By: phenomenalcq. on 28 Nov 08, 19:01:45
Good shit man. How can I get the lyrics? CN RLZ

Hey dude i want ...
By: fakdys. on 28 Nov 08, 13:44:02
Hey dude i want this sh!t in mp3 ^^

buckethead. if u ...
By: gamernird324. on 28 Nov 08, 07:27:19
buckethead. if u dont kno who he is, google it

(chuck norris comes ...
By: gamernird324. on 28 Nov 08, 07:18:56
(chuck norris comes up to u and punches u with his chinfist)

wow........pretty ...
By: blarutoballz. on 28 Nov 08, 00:02:40
wow........pretty nice rap there.haha

thats from family ...
By: hinbow. on 27 Nov 08, 10:22:09
thats from family guy lol

Chuck Norris was ...
By: Tangointheface. on 26 Nov 08, 21:49:01
Chuck Norris was once thought about becoming a gangster but decided not to because all of bitches asociated with the gang had had sex with him to much. We call these bitches "Women". ^^I just made that one up^^ :P

fuckin funny i ...
By: FUBARtimes2. on 26 Nov 08, 19:51:03
fuckin funny i think chuck could kick the shit out of any one

lol, no one cares ...
By: Blizjello. on 26 Nov 08, 12:55:39
lol, no one cares man,He can still kick some serious ass.

chuck norris is a ...
By: grobbbbb. on 25 Nov 08, 23:04:46
chuck norris is a douchebag christian extremist. he campaigned for huckabee. and he sued someone for trying to publish those 'chuck norris facts'. nothing cool about him

Wat does a dude ...
By: sp1duh. on 25 Nov 08, 19:49:51
Wat does a dude gotta do 2 get an instrumental? lol

$Chuck Norris on The Alex Jones Show\"Ron Paul was Right\"1/2$

Chuck Norris on The Alex Jones Show"Ron Paul was Right"1/2
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Alex interviews American martial artist, action star and television and film actor Chuck Norris.

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VENTURA/NORRIS 2012 ...
By: CeruleanFilms. on 04 Dec 08, 04:11:18
VENTURA/NORRIS 2012 LET IT HAPPEN!!!

" There is an ...
By: SuperPais. on 04 Dec 08, 01:22:23
" There is an overpopulation " Each person that said that, I wonder what the weck are you still here ? You are the "overpopulation" . Began with you.

Well Chuck, I'll ...
By: LPBguy. on 03 Dec 08, 03:49:06
Well Chuck, I'll bet now you're regretting the fact that you endorsed Huckabee instead of Paul.

lol
By: bcpeg. on 30 Nov 08, 01:48:20
lol

the only ...
By: radon1234567. on 26 Nov 08, 01:52:18
the only overpopulation problem lies with africans, arabs, and the chinese, look up the numbers yourself, america and europe are not growing except in the non white immigrant communities

WHY is my home ...
By: idiocrazzzy. on 25 Nov 08, 23:53:29
WHY is my home entered when I'm out? WHY are my things being damaged or stolen? WHY are my work and work area tampered with? WHY is my car tampered with overnight? WHY do I have constant trouble with my telephone? WHY do strangers harass me in public places? WHY is my mail delayed, messed with or stolen? WHY are my family and friends treating me like dirt? WHY am I no longer able to sleep? WHY can't I hold on to a job?

citizen militia?
By: idiocrazzzy. on 25 Nov 08, 23:51:43
citizen militia?

thats right!!!! ASK ...
By: timesplitters333. on 25 Nov 08, 17:23:37
thats right!!!! ASK Him alex!!

hahahaha....nice.
By: chadlen. on 24 Nov 08, 08:57:41
hahahaha....nice.

If Chuck Norris ...
By: dmed312. on 24 Nov 08, 06:15:46
If Chuck Norris said Diddly Niddly, he would sound exactly like Ned Flanders.

There is an ...
By: eagleclaww. on 23 Nov 08, 11:55:31
There is an overpopulation, and a no more than 1 or 2 kids law is a peaceful way of going about it.

Oh yeah, she got ...
By: swampdonkey5150. on 23 Nov 08, 08:51:21
Oh yeah, she got lonewolfmcquade. Bitch!

I was playing ...
By: swampdonkey5150. on 23 Nov 08, 08:49:06
I was playing scrabble with my mother-in-law. I got chucknorris in a diagonal. Bitch still won.

Chuck Norris should ...
By: Blackjack555. on 22 Nov 08, 08:12:24
Chuck Norris should go to the white house and give Bush and Cheney a couple of Roundhouse kicks.

hey... keep it ...
By: SGTNOW. on 22 Nov 08, 03:18:18
hey... keep it civil o.k. just bring the truth and the truth will always win...

Oh my gosh, I had ...
By: johnblaster. on 22 Nov 08, 00:21:57
Oh my gosh, I had no idea! I'm sure pissed that I voted for him. How could I not have seen that coming? Save it dude.

and obama is a ...
By: EyeLoveNiggers. on 22 Nov 08, 00:15:48
and obama is a socialist nigger that will establish martial law and put people on fema camps

wait wait wait. ...
By: punanibuzzed. on 21 Nov 08, 08:11:53
wait wait wait. norris endorsed huckabee but says the only one in congress he would trust is ron paul. why didnt he just endorse ron paul? ron paul 2012!

They cetainly ...
By: t4705mb6. on 21 Nov 08, 02:26:00
They cetainly didn't "waste" our 5 trillion. They gave it to their banker friends, most of them overseas.

Just type "JBS end ...
By: r3dredwine. on 20 Nov 08, 15:23:47
Just type "JBS end fed contact congress" into google and click the top link, Send a pre wrtten letter to congress about abolishing the Federal Reserve! Send To Congress Share With Everyone

obama 50 billion to ...
By: danielstwin. on 20 Nov 08, 14:55:49
obama 50 billion to the U.N hmhmhm sounds like nwo to me.... good job you dumb fucks for voting for that peice of shit

Norris is not ...
By: drpaulrevere. on 19 Nov 08, 03:12:25
Norris is not trustworthy. He makes me ill.

Chuck Norris has 2 ...
By: johnbstroud. on 18 Nov 08, 06:56:37
Chuck Norris has 2 speeds walk and kill. Chuck Norris has a hidden third fist under his jowl. Watch out the eyes the ranger are upon you.

Yes. It was ...
By: Stepper11. on 18 Nov 08, 05:38:59
Yes. It was Huckabee. I don't really see how that reconciles with what he's saying here. As far as RepubliCrats go, Huckabee was better than most, but that's kind of like saying one STD is "better" than another.

Didn't this azzhole ...
By: brorange33. on 18 Nov 08, 00:17:39
Didn't this azzhole Chuck Norris endorse Mitt Romney? Or was it Mike Huckabee? What a loser!

Chuck Norris Drills Congress
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Chuck Norris is fed up with soaring gas prices. He wants to Drill Here, and Drill Now.

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The real way to get ...
By: genYprogressive. on 05 Dec 08, 06:20:26
The real way to get off imported Oil is the Pickens Energy Plan of using Natural Gas in cars and use that as a stepping stone to renewables. CNN's Glenn Beck is too stupid to be taken seriously and Chuck has taken him seriouly.

The other thing ...
By: genYprogressive. on 05 Dec 08, 06:07:01
The other thing that Chuck didn't say is that most of the avalable offshore Oil pockets are already open to drilling and the companys that have a lease on them are not developing them, why don't they use what they have? Also out of the remaning offshore wells only 10% result in oil strikes, when they cost us more money than the oil is worth. Why doesn't Chuck blame Bush for striking Iraq and taking there oil off the market which helped drive up the price?

NO. This Wingnut ...
By: genYprogressive. on 05 Dec 08, 05:54:23
NO. This Wingnut tool just buys the ignorant talking points of Newt Gingrinch, and Sarah "KARIBU BARBIE" Palin. You have also believe this misinformantin that we have vast petroleum here. So you think that we should use Oil Shale that we have more of than Saudi Arabia has Oil? Bet you didn't know that Oil Shale costs 138.00 a barrel to make into oil. Also the Shale refining process uses more energy from Natural Gas than you get from the Oil Shale.

this is not chuck ...
By: themostbeatifull. on 01 Dec 08, 13:09:50
this is not chuck norris

Why, because he ...
By: fking51. on 30 Nov 08, 21:44:42
Why, because he wants to "Government of the people, by the people and for the people" to actually listen to the people? What is your solution for weaning us off of OPEC energy? We have massive petroleum resources throughout our great land, and small minded people like you and the leaders in congress have decided to enslave us to countries that don't have our best interests in mind. That doesn't seem like a solution to me.

If that really is ...
By: genYprogressive. on 28 Nov 08, 03:18:02
If that really is Chuck I have lost alot of respect for him.

They couldn't ...
By: nammersorgie. on 27 Nov 08, 11:31:34
They couldn't defend their motherland, so we took over! Its call survival of the fitest bitch! Look up that concept for your uneducated ass! If you can't fucking defend your own country or land, then you deserve to be walked on. Nobody fucking cared or defended their asses, so tough noogies bitch! Go eat some smoked salmon, and wear a watermelon hat you queef!

What the fuck? I'd ...
By: ackajacka. on 26 Nov 08, 12:15:48
What the fuck? I'd like to see you come away from genocide without a few issues. And for the record, you're on their motherland. If you're gonna go simply on point of origin I suggest you book a flight to the UK or France, wherever your origins lie.

Native Americans ...
By: nammersorgie. on 24 Nov 08, 15:48:16
Native Americans are pieces of shit human beings, lowest race on the planet earth! They don't have a motherland they can go to! Blacks have Africa, Indians have India, Chinese have China, etc etc. Native Indians have no fucking country where they survive on their own at all! They all burial ground, animal worshipping lysol cheap drug addicts, with no role models or successful people to look up too, they the white man's slaves, put in "reservations" or "concentration camps" like total dogs!

This guy is a loser ...
By: airmanma. on 20 Nov 08, 17:04:07
This guy is a loser has been actor, all his movies SUCK!!! Please go back under your rock Chuckie boy, YOU SUCK!!!!!

su culo
By: edivm. on 18 Nov 08, 03:05:39
su culo

what did chuck use ...
By: sethan122. on 11 Nov 08, 20:46:35
what did chuck use to shave off his beard? Did he round house kick himself in the face? only explanation to make sense.

how is that ...
By: cordonsport5m. on 05 Nov 08, 20:19:21
how is that disrespectful? he is just reminding us of the super-awesome powers of indian burial grounds that we all gotta bow down to! they aint a myth, betcha! ;)

damn right :D
By: cordonsport5m. on 05 Nov 08, 20:17:19
damn right :D

Chuck Norris is an ...
By: roshsucks. on 03 Nov 08, 13:46:27
Chuck Norris is an old ass dinosaur from back in the day, that got his ass beaten and owned by a chink, better known as Bruce Lee! Now, he gone back to his true SQUA roots, like a real tomahawk chop, and sniffing one too many lysol cans and running one too many casinos, while trying to make it as a savior to white trash, hick hoes who think this old ass GINGER freak is cool! TEXAS WALKER RANGER boners for all your trailer casper asses!!!

He isin't Chuck ...
By: dejviz007. on 27 Oct 08, 21:34:55
He isin't Chuck Norris !!!! Don't Beleve him !!!

Chuck Norris for ...
By: LancesNewsBlog. on 25 Oct 08, 03:10:19
Chuck Norris for pres! :)

oh my god... no ...
By: polisharrow. on 19 Oct 08, 22:49:01
oh my god... no beard... were doomed unless he re grows hes beard till 2012...

How about that ...
By: DaveTheSamurai. on 15 Oct 08, 01:37:33
How about that roundhouse kick up side your fat fucking head you fucker! Don't disrespect Native Americans.

His roundhouse kick ...
By: nammersorgie. on 13 Oct 08, 14:02:08
His roundhouse kick was courtesy of his native side, indian burial grounds shit, from Eagles & Buffalos! Bear power wearing a watermelon hat all hyped up on Lysol!

WTF? That last part ...
By: caketastesgood. on 12 Oct 08, 19:50:33
WTF? That last part i couldn't even understand and anyway a roundhouse kick from the WFF especially anyone else compares no where to the power of chuck norris's roundhouse kick Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

"a roundhouse kick ...
By: Volkmoidruk. on 12 Oct 08, 18:13:58
"a roundhouse kick is coming your way soon ican tell" Ah reckon so, Bubba. Ah seen me one of them roundhouse kicks on WWF pert near two weeks ago. YEEE_HAWW!! Ya gonna eat all o that there cake? Ah need ta get me sum'or fat on ma gut heah.

a roundhouse kick ...
By: caketastesgood. on 12 Oct 08, 00:48:32
a roundhouse kick is coming your way soon ican tell

Another actor who ...
By: Volkmoidruk. on 11 Oct 08, 16:30:03
Another actor who thinks he's the political shit, now that his acting career is washed up. This ain't 1980, Chuck; we are in a world of shit, and a slightly bigger trickle of oil from offshore or Alaska won't change things. We will NEVER see cheap oil EVER AGAIN ANYWHERE! It's Paradigm Shift (i.e. vehicles with non-petrol energy sources, sharing mass transit with the Nigras, etc.) from here on out. If you don't like that, then you can pay somebody to bring back your KFC bucket to you.

Congress is fine ...
By: MooseOfReason. on 03 Oct 08, 07:37:09
Congress is fine with it because it's someone else's money. Whenever I go to a restaurant and someone else is paying (which is about 99% of the time), I always go for one of the cheapest thing on the menu. Maybe that's just me.

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i support u
By: coolidontcare2. on 04 Dec 08, 22:33:25
i support u

i will admit im a ...
By: comedycorner66. on 04 Dec 08, 14:24:37
i will admit im a skinny 16 year old. but my girl friend thinks shes fat and she got this idea. any time your about to lift sumthing unhealthy pinch yourself and subconciously over time youll automticly think somehting painful will happen if you eat it. it worked for her and may work for you. idk if i helped but good luck loseing wait

bjork is shit and ...
By: ginopepino3000. on 04 Dec 08, 10:35:14
bjork is shit and chuck norris is so strong that he would disappear your ass from the earth

girls give you a ...
By: horatiogiovanni4real. on 04 Dec 08, 09:25:32
girls give you a blowjob BAHAHAHAHAHA um... you can do it T.J. Just visualize your skinny self. Ok, now I sound like a fairybitch. Um... yeah... how about pray?

Art, music, ...
By: margittarget. on 04 Dec 08, 07:43:01
Art, music, creation in general, is the truth, as raw and real as it could ever possibly be.

You wouldn't get a ...
By: nheminger2. on 04 Dec 08, 07:08:13
You wouldn't get a single blow in. He would look at you from across the octagon and you would be knocked out.

Wow.. hey Amazing.. ...
By: neilpeartripley. on 04 Dec 08, 07:07:24
Wow.. hey Amazing.. I'll never understand in my short lifetime why people like yourself put down others when your not doing anything to improve what your unhappy about with yourself.. The maturity level of your video is like the little fat or skinny kid that got picked on in the schoolyard ranting and possibly shooting those that picked on you.. damn man get a Fucking grip.. You said yourself your weak.. well enjoy the rest of your life being weak.. by the way Chuck's almost 70.. Goodluck Loser!

A lot of times ...
By: catbuffalo. on 04 Dec 08, 05:55:15
A lot of times people can't see the change in themselves. You look like you lost weight to me. Especially in the face.

#1 reason that you ...
By: KayBeax. on 04 Dec 08, 03:56:52
#1 reason that you should lose weight... You would make a far more convincing Joker!

DO YOU HATE CHUCK ...
By: RadiantEclipseBand. on 03 Dec 08, 23:33:16
DO YOU HATE CHUCK NORRIS? He makes my gut sick! I just made a new video called FIGHT CHALLENGE TO CHUCK NORRIS! Me challenging him and all his fans to a fight! Check it out! Chucks day of reckoning will come! ABOLISH CHUCK!

HAHAHAHAHA this vid ...
By: FaceFuckingYourMom. on 03 Dec 08, 21:27:34
HAHAHAHAHA this vid is awesome man hey TJ, I'm kind of a big guy myself and im workin on losing weight right now goin to the gym and eating healthy shit granted, ive never been quite as big as you but the bottom line is you gotta figure out whats more important to you laying around eating pop tarts is fun but imagine how sweet it would be to get fit you already have a great personality and you're smart as fuck think of all the pussy you'll get its hard work but you can do it with determination

"Dancer in the Dark ...
By: Carmiszeke. on 03 Dec 08, 20:36:50
"Dancer in the Dark" is one of the most depressing films ever made. Bjork is the lead role.

Whatd you do ? ...
By: Paneatix. on 03 Dec 08, 19:48:26
Whatd you do ? fatslam him? i Think you dont know how to fight shit,

your heart doesn't ...
By: undulaatikko. on 03 Dec 08, 17:37:51
your heart doesn't pump enough go to into burn fat

bjork is an ...
By: igottaexplain. on 03 Dec 08, 17:28:47
bjork is an irritating little retard.

and then you are ...
By: Bikoda. on 03 Dec 08, 16:38:32
and then you are done for the day, you can change the menu as you like. dont ever! EVER! NEVER! weight yourself, becouse you'll end up depressed and drop this motherfucka. great part about it?, you don't have to exersice!!!!!! trust me bro, it worked for me :D

well dude, fat guy ...
By: Bikoda. on 03 Dec 08, 16:38:21
well dude, fat guy here, and my bro is fat too, so I can give you an advice or two, here we go: 1: Breackfast, a fucking big coup of cofee and come toast with butter. 2: dont eat healthy, you'll end up wanting some more deliciouse and double eat, just eat moderate and things you like ( at dinner) 3: after 4 hours of meal, take another coup of cofee with something nice, like a cream cake.

Church not Chuck ...
By: SuRihtanil. on 03 Dec 08, 13:09:14
Church not Chuck asswad because Church Norris speaks no lies. pay attention!!!!

ICE. To bring 1 ...
By: LanceTheBlueKnight. on 03 Dec 08, 09:08:43
ICE. To bring 1 gram of ice to body temperature, it takes over 100 calories. Eat ice, and don't change your regular diet.

Just make sure ...
By: Mizelei1991. on 03 Dec 08, 06:15:49
Just make sure there is no unhealthy food in your home. Also try to start running, it really helps.

Church Norris? ...
By: Shadow9392. on 03 Dec 08, 03:25:02
Church Norris? Really? Learn to spell.

oh great, last ...
By: superblather. on 03 Dec 08, 03:23:23
oh great, last night you boob was offline for most of the evening, and I got an e-mail calling me an fn retard, from someone called krrypton, like could never reply. try now, for the good it will do. hey ton of crap, I know what a dictionary is, but do you know what it includes? it is called being able to use it so everyone else can understand you.

my japanese ...
By: thrasherpunkkid. on 03 Dec 08, 03:00:42
my japanese teachers karate master has an old reel of chuck norris getting his ass kicked by an old dude

CHURCH NORRIS WOULD ...
By: SuRihtanil. on 02 Dec 08, 19:09:48
CHURCH NORRIS WOULD MAKE YOU BLEED...

The thing about ...
By: screwwithmewillyou. on 02 Dec 08, 16:51:33
The thing about getting girls to do this to you for a reward is entirely possible. You can't shout at us like that though while "rewarding". You speak gently to female friends about your problems and you are going to be blo ,I mean at least given many vigorous handshakes. We can't help it.

Chuck Norris, Muchachada Nui (Celebrities)
Posted by: Borjadevilla

Video duration: 273 seconds
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Nuevo capitulo de Muchachada Nui y sus Celebrities, esta semana, Chuck Norris. 15 Mayo 2008

Related: celebrities, chuck, muchachada, norris, nui

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jajajajajaja me ...
By: mary16way. on 03 Dec 08, 12:20:34
jajajajajaja me parto cn el video este... sobretodo cn su cara xDDD

Chuck Norris ...
By: TioDonTomas. on 02 Dec 08, 20:25:56
Chuck Norris terminará matándonos a todos antes o después...

vais a morir todos ...
By: Kyke94GTA. on 02 Dec 08, 15:06:53
vais a morir todos caxo cabrones, chuck es uniko y el k lo imita muere kn una patada giratoria, os matara el propio chuck en persona (un gran honor) maricas

hahaha !!!
By: juanoad. on 30 Nov 08, 22:46:34
hahaha !!!

Jaaaaaajajajaja, ...
By: vadoper. on 29 Nov 08, 22:02:09
Jaaaaaajajajaja, que maaaaaaaaquina lol jajajajajaa

2.28 a mumir! jaja
By: x1k1bcn. on 26 Nov 08, 22:16:35
2.28 a mumir! jaja

Joaquín Reyes es el ...
By: AdryMartinez. on 26 Nov 08, 14:15:17
Joaquín Reyes es el amo!!! xD

chuck norris te ...
By: dieciseis. on 24 Nov 08, 20:25:51
chuck norris te matará por decir eso

and this actor's ...
By: fugitivodoinferno. on 23 Nov 08, 00:09:01
and this actor's bodys still missing

jajajajajjajajajaa
By: cgm385. on 22 Nov 08, 10:47:29
jajajajajjajajajaa

parece rombo lol ...
By: himarxukymen. on 21 Nov 08, 21:49:22
parece rombo lol jajajajajajkajkajakakjakajk

este tipo hacia las ...
By: cheomoh. on 19 Nov 08, 23:08:58
este tipo hacia las peores peliculas de bajo presupuesto

nada comparado con ...
By: rkodankasarg. on 19 Nov 08, 20:32:21
nada comparado con lo que voy a hacer en mi serie HISTORY FUN estreno verano 2009

es buenisimo este ...
By: xicagoku. on 18 Nov 08, 22:46:17
es buenisimo este video jjeje

ENOOOOOOOOOORME ...
By: harrystyle. on 18 Nov 08, 20:55:34
ENOOOOOOOOOORME grandioso este celebrities

ELE O ELE ! !
By: BlackxPoisonx. on 15 Nov 08, 15:18:11
ELE O ELE ! !

e intentado aunar ...
By: jumper897. on 14 Nov 08, 22:27:56
e intentado aunar estas 2 pasiones... ay que era pa ti... TOMA RECAO buenisimo

en la selva se ...
By: sareta95. on 12 Nov 08, 08:47:02
en la selva se puede hacer un ruido con cualquier cosa pero no yo iba ai insibilino hahahaha

Joaguín Reyes es un ...
By: alvaratorkcp. on 10 Nov 08, 17:11:25
Joaguín Reyes es un fenómeno, pero lo de meterse con Chuck..., los dinosaurios lo hicieron y no les fue muy bien...

Cuanto más lo veo ...
By: franxisco32. on 08 Nov 08, 17:38:14
Cuanto más lo veo más me gusta, hay frases "históricas": en mis películas doy un mensaje de amor, pero claro, esa gente......merece morir

y cada vez que hay ...
By: gr8lady. on 08 Nov 08, 16:51:16
y cada vez que hay un tsunami es porque chuck norris estaba nadando cerca...

Chuck Norris me da ...
By: muertademiedo. on 08 Nov 08, 10:34:21
Chuck Norris me da miedo

esta es la cara te ...
By: piupiupum. on 06 Nov 08, 11:54:48
esta es la cara te voy a cubrir jajajajjajaa xDDD de los mejores celebritis

Si eres un poco ...
By: TonyAngus300. on 06 Nov 08, 01:09:56
Si eres un poco marica puedes meter tus cremas!!! XDDDDDD uno de mis favoritos!!!

jajaj!y salee una ...
By: zurriaguin08. on 05 Nov 08, 15:54:30
jajaj!y salee una jamelga..

Chuck Norris in Action
Posted by: ComputerSTD

Video duration: 199 seconds
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Some clips I took out of Lone Wolf Mcquade did a sloppy job oh well XD. Enjoy watching the great Chuck in action

Related: chuck, lone, mcquade, norris, wolf

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33s to 35 holy shit ...
By: matalsace. on 05 Dec 08, 05:14:06
33s to 35 holy shit wow!

Chuck Norris is an ...
By: decimator333. on 05 Dec 08, 00:25:52
Chuck Norris is an Adulterer

Chuck Norris doesn´ ...
By: DerDenning. on 04 Dec 08, 18:14:41
Chuck Norris doesn´nt need to walk. The World´s spinning for him.

Don't fuck with ...
By: evenj2. on 03 Dec 08, 20:38:12
Don't fuck with Chuck!

Total ownage.
By: BTLoffical. on 03 Dec 08, 10:00:11
Total ownage.

Mr.t vs chuck norris
By: spudhimself03. on 03 Dec 08, 00:40:48
Mr.t vs chuck norris

chuck norris is so ...
By: shaneyaneane. on 02 Dec 08, 19:03:59
chuck norris is so hard under his beard theres a another fist........

Can Chuck Kill ...
By: samuel210386. on 02 Dec 08, 15:32:36
Can Chuck Kill Rambo??????? Never forget,Chuck Norrys always won!!!!!!!!!!!

Chuck Norris can ...
By: gahan101. on 02 Dec 08, 01:49:42
Chuck Norris can turn an Underdog into an Upperdog.

hahahaahah
By: tokatevez. on 01 Dec 08, 20:11:15
hahahaahah

can you make up ...
By: bladebreaker2k8. on 01 Dec 08, 15:42:08
can you make up your own chuck norris jokes? instead of watching utube vids to get them?

Chuck norris can ...
By: MarijuanaTV. on 01 Dec 08, 02:25:28
Chuck norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Come and see my ...
By: NicolaGangarollo. on 30 Nov 08, 17:16:58
Come and see my video of ITALIAN CHUCK NORRIS Dieci Comandamenti e Biografia

The guys shooting ...
By: bonsaisamurai. on 30 Nov 08, 08:04:24
The guys shooting at him had worse aim than Stormtroopers! And was that Hugo Chavez watching when he was fighting David Carradine in the last clip?

When Chuck Norris ...
By: vipirock. on 29 Nov 08, 23:06:32
When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't push himself up, rather he pushes the earth down

chuck norris is the ...
By: monkeyninja2001. on 29 Nov 08, 21:15:50
chuck norris is the only fool mr.t dont pity

Totally Tits!!
By: smellychoclate. on 29 Nov 08, 15:16:47
Totally Tits!!

what the fuck have ...
By: smellychoclate. on 29 Nov 08, 15:14:43
what the fuck have you accomplished?

strong stronger ...
By: Book5550. on 29 Nov 08, 12:49:36
strong stronger strongest chuck norris

Adolf Hitler ...
By: ManDissen. on 28 Nov 08, 18:52:33
Adolf Hitler decided to kill himself when he found out Chuck was a Jew

dude i ALWAYS knew ...
By: Twinfun2. on 27 Nov 08, 22:16:52
dude i ALWAYS knew chuck had hAx...i tried to tell evryone but nobody listens...

Lone Wolf McQuede.. ...
By: JeanLeeke. on 26 Nov 08, 21:44:25
Lone Wolf McQuede... nice...

Chuck Norris use ...
By: Loaerdon. on 26 Nov 08, 19:45:37
Chuck Norris use aimbot !

Strong Stronger ...
By: cikcak01. on 26 Nov 08, 07:42:05
Strong Stronger Chuck Norris

One day Chuck ...
By: JLZfilms. on 26 Nov 08, 00:54:36
One day Chuck Norris kicked so fast it went back? in time and killed Adolf Hittler.

Mountain Dew commercial - Chuck Norris for PepsiCO
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Two guys celebrate the success of a website they created featuring Chuck Norris, who comes after the guys, and their Mountain Dew, for revenge.
Title: "Chuck"
Agency: BBDO New York
City: New York
Advertiser: PepsiCo
Brand Name: Mountain Dew

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The first one was ...
By: Killazaa. on 04 Dec 08, 23:30:05
The first one was good, but the second one could have been replaced...

Jesus walks over ...
By: tupadreenbikini. on 04 Dec 08, 20:16:59
Jesus walks over water. Chuck Norris walks over Jesus.

chucktatorship... ...
By: SomeguyXD1. on 04 Dec 08, 04:47:42
chucktatorship...that is all

omg if that happen ...
By: ludicer. on 03 Dec 08, 23:14:04
omg if that happen to me in real life, I would be like shit!!dog!

how did all these ...
By: eddyto12. on 02 Dec 08, 02:20:29
how did all these chuck norris jokes/facts start anyway?

Everybody loves ...
By: spartan8. on 02 Dec 08, 01:53:19
Everybody loves Raymond...except Chuck Norris haha best ever^^

Continental Drift ...
By: rizkyadika. on 01 Dec 08, 17:24:54
Continental Drift is caused by Chuck Norris

chuck norris once ...
By: Triforce75. on 01 Dec 08, 02:05:19
chuck norris once killed two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris IS the ...
By: ohhrichie. on 29 Nov 08, 20:22:32
Chuck Norris IS the fight club

Chuck Norris ...
By: GreenBayFanatic82. on 29 Nov 08, 04:29:06
Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago.Death was just to afraid to tell him

LMAO
By: Sheklen. on 29 Nov 08, 02:55:45
LMAO

lol sorry m8, i ...
By: MCRGERARDROKS4EVA. on 27 Nov 08, 16:28:54
lol sorry m8, i just couldn't resist :D

Chuck Norris could ...
By: feedmattnow. on 27 Nov 08, 09:26:58
Chuck Norris could probably start his own religion.

LOL at 0:24 that ...
By: furnitureskate. on 27 Nov 08, 07:22:50
LOL at 0:24 that dude eats shit!

oh shut up
By: Sandman395. on 26 Nov 08, 23:27:11
oh shut up

one tima a man ...
By: MCRGERARDROKS4EVA. on 26 Nov 08, 19:07:08
one tima a man accidentally called chuck "chick norris" by accident. He explained it was an honest mistake and apologized profusely. Chuck accepted the apology and politley signed an autograph. nine months later the mans wife gave birth to a bearded baby. the man knew what exactly had happened, and blames nobody but himself.

so can my friend ...
By: turtleluva51096. on 26 Nov 08, 03:42:26
so can my friend katrina

Is chuck norris ...
By: Skeyechi. on 26 Nov 08, 01:10:08
Is chuck norris like Jesus?

Chuck Norris is ...
By: LuciusLawliet. on 25 Nov 08, 19:28:42
Chuck Norris is just made of epic win

i would be scared ...
By: kewlwolf123. on 24 Nov 08, 06:40:58
i would be scared as hell if chuck Norris was chasing me i think everyone would

chuck norris is for ...
By: lovesplooge. on 23 Nov 08, 23:18:55
chuck norris is for teh win tbh

Chuck Norris went ...
By: 1337ch47. on 23 Nov 08, 21:26:32
Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands. When he came back it was just called islands. Chuck Norris went back in time and jumped in front of JFK and the bullet deflected off his chest. JFK's head blew up of shear amazment.

I corrected my ...
By: Sandman395. on 23 Nov 08, 19:09:43
I corrected my mistake...

man.you must be ...
By: schiettecattecharles. on 23 Nov 08, 12:35:04
man.you must be dead now for making such a mistake.never...i say NEVER type his name wrong.

Chuck Norris can ...
By: PivotZap. on 23 Nov 08, 05:38:36
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

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